Monday, February 18, 2008

Another Poll!


A poll for your attention today. You can only vote once.

142 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think that "reasonable" troll who is trying to teach us the error of our ways is not Jeff, but FluorescentLamp. At least this time she was smarter than to post under her Blogger name!

Wicked said...

Just to let you all know, Tink is NOT getting her own blog! She thinks she's all that enough as it is.

Kacie, hope you are doing well! The collie in the pictures is Potter, Tink's brother. Tink is in charge though!

Anonymous said...

Kiki's partying drove Jake away

Making the rounds.

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow. I could be dead.
Today. I will begin once again.

The end can wait until tomorrow.

Wicked said...

I don't know who the "reasonable" troll is, but I feel pretty certain it's not Jeff. He usually doesn't take that tone. I do think it's someone from Gyllenbabble.

Anonymous said...

Morning all,

Ever the optimist, I chose March. :)

Someone appears to have been busy last night, - it might be the Jeff, or Jack or any of the trolls - it's the $10 words used out of context, the mixed metaphors and idioms that contradict one another, and the misspellings, the frantic, end-of-their-rope desperation. At noone's request, getting out the silver polish at the least bit of what they perceive as "tarnish" to their idols' lustre.

Anonymous said...

Are we shooting ourselves in the foot by picking a month for Jeese to split? Because if PR is watching, they will use it to screw with us.

Anonymous said...

I want to hear from those who chose March. Tell me why you think it will be so soon. March is in just a couple weeks. No way they're over by then!

Wicked said...

Are we shooting ourselves in the foot by picking a month for Jeese to split? Because if PR is watching, they will use it to screw with us.

There's no if about it.

Anonymous said...

Rendition DVD will be out...
Award season will be over...
Penelope will be released...
Jake will be really fed up ...

Anonymous said...

Sweet are the uses of adversity,
Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
Wears yet a precious jewel in his head;
And this our life, exempt from public haunt,
Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks,
Sermons in stones, and good in every thing.
As You Like It

Anonymous said...

You're ignoring the Ryan factor. He will be promoting Stop Loss through the end of March then it will be around in April along with lots of Ryan/Abbie tidbits.

Reese has charity work scheduled in the spring in New Orleans as well as the breast cancer awareness campaign for Avon.

I guessed June because between June and December there is nothing on Reese, Jake or Ryan's calendars. None of them will have movies to promote until December.

Anonymous said...

I chose july because thats when jake goes to mv. good time to 'grow apart'

FL sounds like the troll and UV too. could see both going after OMG after the DC meltdown I heard about. havent looked at DC in awhilebut chance are UV was part of Eyelashes meltdown M wrote yesterday. always trying to prove a point and shove it down peeples throats. cant stand her.

Anonymous said...

I just have a feeling - the photos just get worse and worse.

And as far as our troll visits last night, I haven't seen the word "hubris" used that much since the Greek tragedies! ;)

Anonymous said...

I choose April.

By the end of April this showmance will be over and buried.

Special K said...

It will be interesting to see how this plays out. I think that the reaction that Jeese is getting is not what PR was expecting. Why it placated issues for the studio it has really done anything for either Reese or Jake.

In each picture it becomes more and more obvious how unhappy Jake is about this and his discomfort. I think it has been increasingly difficult for him to continue to do this. And I think he has in fact said so.

The one thing that makes me think it will end soon, is the almost venomous reaction people are having toward Reese, and not on OMG, WFT. But on the main stream gossip sites, the tide is turning and quick. She will not allow this to happen, all she has is her image. She is an over 30 actress who is competing in a very tight market for screen time, she can't take a hit like this and stay on top.

Anonymous said...

Special,

It's not just Jeese that's causing the negative reaction to Reese; it's her smugness, her stuck up airs, her self-entitled behavior. She acts like she is so much better than all of us and it doesn't help when she makes these idiotic remarks about bullying (as if this woman knows ANYTHING about the traumatizing effects of bullying--she never was; in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she bullyed) and then that stupid remark about how shocked she is at how many legit actresses do nude scenes. She is a nauseating phony who thinks the public is stupid and can't see through her, but then a lot of self-important celebs feel this way too. But she's the worst.

Special K said...

It is true her smugness and those smirks she those in the pictures don't help at all.

But I think she thought she could get away with it because she is "everyone's favorite" but she is really getting the feel of a what a crash and burn feels like now.

Anonymous said...

Bwf ITA.

Always wondered how she won the lawsuit or whatever it was against one of the gossip sites about them saying she was preggers. How did she prove it was false and win the suit asap? My guess is her tubes are tied, thats how she proved it. Nothin wrong with that except its a laugh how the fangurls and gyllenbabblebobbleheads keep goin on about Jake makin babies with her and how she be the perfect mom for his children.

Anonymous said...

I really hated the legit actresses/nude scenes comment because she was implying that these women are no better than porn actresses. A lot of great actresses from Helen Mirren to Susan Sarandon to Angelina Jolie have done them. Oh but then, these are all sexy women, which Reese is not.

Pregnancy test, she sued Star. Not sure her tubes are tied; maybe her eggs suddenly realize that they are in her body and have refused to create babies henceforth.

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Anonymous said...

(...) and then that stupid remark about how shocked she is at how many legit actresses do nude scenes.

Maggie must have been delighted by that one! :D :D :D

Quick, back to work!

Anonymous said...

I hated that nude scene comment too. How many nude scens has Jake done and a lot of his female costars have done with and without him in movies? Even Austin.

Anonymous said...

yea frenchy I forgot all about Maggie!!!!

Anonymous said...

Celebrities Have Skeletons in Their Closets

Reese’s brother was arrested for sexual battery

On October 5, 2002, Reese Witherspoon’s older brother, John, was arrested after he entered a Nashville neighbor’s home and tried to undress and kiss a woman while she slept. John, 34, pled guilty to lesser charges, and according to his attorney, he “took her word for it,” because he was drunk and blacked out on the night in question. Reese, 31, helped her brother after he finished his two years on probation by making him her personal assistant on the ironically titled film Our Family Trouble.

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/hollywood-secrets

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Anonymous said...

Reese is shameless - how about her $29 million PR scam?

Sources strenuously denied reports that Witherspoon is being paid as much as $29 million for her next movie, Universal's "Our Family Trouble."

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3if1db5b4c43f055c90dd02ec881a2964c

Special K said...

Let's remember there is a fine line here. We can not be happy with the situation that Jeese is or has created and it is another thing to focus on trashing one person. OMG is about respect.

Please keep you comments directed about the situation and not the individual.

Special K said...

Anon comments will be deleted.

Anonymous said...

i wanna post my vote on jaustins poles. :p

Anonymous said...

TR guessed June but theres no vote in the result for June?

guessin doesnt count, TR. get out and vote! and if you dont dont complain or rejoice when whatever happens in June.

Anonymous said...

Special K:
Could you kindly lead by example?

Thank you.

Special K said...

I will try. Sometimes I slip and have my shortcomings.

Anonymous said...

"Hollywood is still searching for someone to call America's sweetheart, a fresh peach to replace the beloved but semi-retired Julia Roberts, the cold and calculating Reese Witherspoon, someone like Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz, but shiny and new - and not ground down to a nub by time and the tabloids."

http://dailymail.com/Entertainment/200801240383

Anonymous said...

Jake about Reese: "I don’t know if you’ve seen her beard - it's amazing!"

Anonymous said...

I voted for May; sort of an in between time. I was thinking about biking weather and then I realised that Jake (and Austin) don't have to worry about the seasons, lol. I think PR is going to stretch this out as long as possible with a fizzle going in and a long fizzle going out with a lot of "off and on" being written about until it really dies.

As far as I'm concerned, this poll ends at July/MV. ;)

Anonymous said...

I love how the Gyllenbobbleheads, who claim they never come here, are obviously voting in our poll. 5 votes for "never, they are a hot, real, loving couple!" No, you never taint your hands with the stain of this place and you never participate here.

Anonymous said...

I did click June. I will try again.

Anonymous said...

My money is on March. As already stated, Rendition DVD out, awards season over. Turns out the awards were a bust anyway, but no way to predict that when the deal was first struck.

I think it was Dlisted where Jakes pic alone generated over 1000 comments, almost none of which were even about him. What bothers me about this is that not only has he lost fan favor - stars do go up and down in the public mind- but he seems to have lost their respect. This to me is far more serious.

Anonymous said...

June is broken.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, SK.
Do remind me about my shortcomings too when they show up. I am sure there are plenty.

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Special K said...

The only way I can walk on the water is when it's frozen. I think we are all kind of in the same boat on that one.

destiny said...

I was just thinking some more about the comment in the previous thread about how Atti may've been in the pictures because Jake got an emergency call to do pap photos (I can't remember who raised this). The more I think about it, the more I think there may be some truth to it, and that the pictures were indeed taken on the 13th. What happened the 13th? We got sightings of Jake at Rufus with his "buddies". They didn't want people to think that Jake was hanging with the guys around V-Day and not Reese.

And very interesting that the one blog has disappeared.

As for when Reeke ends, I'm torn. Jake is so clearly unhappy, but on the other hand why stop now, he's put up for it this long, not to mention he still has a few fans he hasn't chased away yet. It appears that PR will not be happy until Jake has no real fans left, just the casual fans who will think of Jake as that actor who is dating Reese.

Wicked said...

TR, did you click June and see the dark circle appear and then click the vote button? Sometimes the circle doesn't appear and you have to click a couple times before it does.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jakey didn't drive off with the photographer's cord stuck in his door

Anonymous said...

How long will Reeke go on? When is the Moon movie scheduled for release? When will Jake move from LA? When will his parents patch up their differences? When will he solve his loneliness issues (finding reliable, trustworthy friends and lovers)? When will he stop attributing all of his career problems to the pesky gay rumor?

Reeke is not the real problem. Jake's life (or the absence thereof) is the problem. Reeke is the only solution he can imagine right now. Reeke will end when the cure becomes worse then the disease, or the disease vanishes on it's own.

Don't hold your breath.

And don't attribute Reeke solely to career advancement. There are deep-seated emotional problems in Jake's life right now as well, and they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Anonymous said...

A regular commenter on Eyelashes, who I consider very reliable, says that a friend of his was at the recent Rufus concert and told him Jake was with a "very cute guy". Who do we know that fits that description.

Anonymous said...

Primary Colors, I highly doubt you know what is really going on in Jake's life. Jake doesn't have to live his life the way you want him to.

Anonymous said...

There are deep-seated emotional problems in Jake's life right now as well, and they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

If true, Reeke can only make it worse.

Anonymous said...

Primary Colors, I highly doubt you know what is really going on in Jake's life.

ITA.

Anonymous said...

A regular commenter on Eyelashes, who I consider very reliable, says that a friend of his was at the recent Rufus concert and told him Jake was with a "very cute guy". Who do we know that fits that description.

That commenter should show his friend a pic of Austin and ask if it was him!

Wicked said...

I am astounded that March is winning the poll thus far! I would love to hear from people who voted for it.

Blue Velvet said...

I predicted fall even though that may be too soon. I have a feeling that we're in for an engagement before the relationship comes to an end. Reese will decide that she loves Jake dearly but that they are in different stages of their lives and want different things. They'll break things off amicably and will always have a special place in their hearts for one another.

Anonymous said...

and I was hoping he had! said...

Looks like Jakey didn't drive off with the photographer's cord stuck in his door

February 18, 2008 2:11 PM


He doesn't appear too affected does he, judging from his happy smirk. Obviously he’s over his “mourning” lol

Anonymous said...

Affected by paparazzi?!

Give me a break.

Anonymous said...

Affected by paparazzi?!

Oh but you see he is affected when he's out with Reeke.

Give me a break.

Double standard much?

Anonymous said...

Ops ... I'm not allowed to feed the trolls.

destiny said...

I voted for fall too. I think it will be somewhat "easy" for Jake to go along with this for awhile if he really does film Nailed on the east coast, and then if he does the usual escape to MV for the summer. By then we'll be getting close to the time when you first got all of those whisperings about how they might couple up while filming Rendition, and then henceforth we will get the "Jake dated Reese for two years" line in interviews. Which is about what gets said about Kirsten.

Anonymous said...

I don't think this is fair - he might be smirking because of the thing that got stuck in the door - when they were asking about Heath his head was down and there was no visible smirk.

FWIW I think this morning's troll was jeff because I'm pretty sure the Babble ladies can spell "purport" and I don't think they'd resort to eff off :)

I asked the DC guy to describe the cute guy :) :)

I went for April which is hugely over-optimistic but I'm going on a six-month contractual basis, probably renewable. J&R will always be firm friends thereafter.

Anonymous said...

Who knows, Jake might grow a pair of balls and end this charade very soon.

Anonymous said...

Yeah that's right label away dear because I tell it how it is, how immature and completely predictable. Pffft!
But that video says it all so you calling me a troll doesn't bother me in the slightest. *muah muah*

Anonymous said...

Also -- to the GyllenBabble Crew...if I recall correctly, Reese and Jake were both wearing black. Also, black coats. Reese's hair was down. According to the waiter, when they got to the restaurant they were acting 'cold' -- perhaps in some sort of a fight. By the time I arrived, I assumed they had been there a while, because his arm was around her neck...practically the whole time. They spoke to each other 2 inches from their faces -- hence the 'canoodling.' As cheesy as it sounds, they appeared to be very much 'in love.' But honestly, no normal people sit at dinner in that position. Welp...that's my TMZ reportin' for ya.

Anonymous said...

Wow!

Even GyllenBabble crew is not convinced that Reeke is real!

Anonymous said...

They spoke to each other 2 inches from their faces

Maybe they were having a serious conversation about the imminent death of their fauxmance?

Anonymous said...

They prob sat so close so no one would hear them talking. Arm around her neck? Arm or hand? Sounds wierd. I wonder what Wired Lady meant they sat in a wierd postion like that during dinner, were they sitting next to each other or across the table? And they looked in love? more questioosn than answers again.
I still wonder if this 02/15 siting is true. She could just copied the black wardrobe comment. and she didnt answer abnout the tie or how dressed they were.

Anonymous said...

Who needs both hands to eat dinner? Not our Jake!

Remember that recalled People magazine "sighting": Throughout the meal, they were seen touching and he kept his arm around her.

Anonymous said...

as a matter of fact I don't buy the GyllenBabble community/fandom. If you read between the lines you can see the whole blog is a PR plant. Somebody probably got paid to pretend he/she is an avid Reeke fan and test the waters. That's a job you know, so probably such a blog is PR made (I don't mean that all the people posting aren't Reekers but the concept and the blog itself is as fake as "The Reeke").

Anonymous said...

'no normal people sit at dinner in that position'
LOL

Anonymous said...

BTW, is it GyllenBabble or GyllenBubble?

★yeak★yeak★yeak★

Anonymous said...

erin, Babble is real enough - the bloggers were at DC from BBM time.

Can I change my vote, that's what I thought too :D

Anonymous said...

WANT those stars!

Anonymous said...

★★★★★

Anonymous said...

Uh, I want to know why jake is so lonely that he only has Reese to turn to. What, Maggie doesn't have time for her brother anymore? Parental units disownded him, Chris forget his cell number? Austin walked away in disgust when presented with the bearding contract?

If Jake is alone, which I don't believe for a second - Austin is somewhere close by, as are Maggie/Peter and Mom/Dad - could he possibly be in that situation because of something HE did, HIS actions, HIS choices, HIS desire to chose this bearding path?

Primary Colors, I don't understand how painting Jake as a soggy emotional mess that can only be wiped up by Reese's paper towels doesn't help the Bearding cause, for neither look good.

Anonymous said...

what stars?? I see boxes.

Anonymous said...

Uh, I want to know why jake is so lonely that he only has Reese to turn to.

Yeah right - I don't buy it for a second either.

Anonymous said...

Primary colours picture of Jake as the emotional mess actually makes me feel (sort of) sorry for Reese. Who'd want to get themselves lumbered with a needy, drip of a man child who only wants to hang around with you because his 'buddies' don't want to play with him anymore. Not the most attractive of propositions.

Anonymous said...

stars, you can copy and paste them

★★★

Btw, someone else (not me) is posting them at WFT as well. FYI, my stars symbolize my belief in Jaustin. Spread the Jaustin (gay) love.

:)

Wicked said...

I said it when Wired Lady first wrote the sighting and I still feel the same now that she's updated- the sighting reads credible. I think Jake and Reese were at Craft on 2/15. The canoodling could be a private conversation. Based on her description of the clothes, it sounds like the pics that are tagged on IHJ as 2/13 are from 2/15. I believe Steph that they were embedded with 2/13 as the date. Maybe the date on the camera was wrong or something.

I found it funny that someone (who probably was from Gyllenbabble) on the Wired Lady's blog thought I made one of the comments there. I guess they think I'm much more of a force than I really am.

Anonymous said...

I was one of the March voters -

One part photos showing a steady decline, one part Ted's timetable, two parts the general response to the photos, add a little bit of life's being unpredictable, plus a dash of wishful thinking for March I suppose! All adds up to a recipe for disastah in my book. I can barely look at the photos anymore because he looks like he's going through such a trial, what with the phoney covering Reese's face, paps crawling all over his car. It's cringeworthy, and I hate to see him going through this, so I wish that it would be over ASAP. Since Heath's passing, I really don't care anymore about what trivialties are going on in HW, as long as Jake isn't stressed by all this.

If I thought it was the real thing, I'd wish them well, but there's too much uncertainty swirling around them for me to do that, and what about Austin.

Anonymous said...

I still don't see any reason to believe the Wired Lady sighting.

Anonymous said...

you know Wicked, they saw "OMG" and thought it was a reference to Oh My Godot instead of Oh my God!

They are so frightened, they can't trust themselves, they see "Reeke is fake" in front of their eyes so clearly, then they need to blame other people because they cannot stand the truth.

Funny indeed.

Anonymous said...

Marie ITA. The other poster was just asking if her husband has to wear a tie to the restuarant and the gyllenbabbles jumped on her. lol

I kinda adgree with hm.. about the siting. I say its too easy to say J&R were there, maybe the waiter said they were there a few nites before and it sounded good in the blog to say they were there the nite the blogger was. and all she did was say they were wearing black just like the description another commenter left.

i also thot it odd that the blogger never asked the lady who asked about the dress code for her phone number after she offered it. Like, she didnt want to be asked about anything too closely. The blogger really semed to avoid any details, esp since she seemed very familar with the Gyllenbabble group. (it was used only once as a nic-name in the comment section) I also thot it wierd she said she thot they were there before for a long time because his hand was round her neck. Dont you judge how long diners are at the table by what their plates look like or if they are eating salad or dessert?

Anonymous said...

^ I agree with hm..

Wicked said...

you know Wicked, they saw "OMG" and thought it was a reference to Oh My Godot instead of Oh my God!

I didn't think of that! Thanks, Marie! Now it's even funnier.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe anything about this arrangement anymore - sightings, pics, anything. There's too much doubt, and the pictures show no real affection at all. There's way more affection in the Twicked pics, Tom looks way happier than Jake does! :) I can't see him with a person who makes the kinds of statements she makes either, at least the way she appears in the media, it just doesn't seem like his personality, unless we have been drastically mislead. I have nothing against her, I just don't think he would go along with some of this crap. If so, it's a dramatic example that opposites attract.

Anonymous said...

A regular commenter on Eyelashes, who I consider very reliable, says that a friend of his was at the recent Rufus concert and told him Jake was with a "very cute guy". Who do we know that fits that description.

And the Gyllenbobbleheads are imploding over it as we speak!

Anonymous said...

Jake and I had a great time!!!

Anonymous said...

>And the Gyllenbobbleheads are imploding over it as we speak!


oh, yeah, why they hate Austin and Chris that much?

Even if you are a reeker, you must assume that the guy -Jake- still has friends.

Anonymous said...

>And the Gyllenbobbleheads are imploding over it as we speak!

actually you are the one who seems to be imploding day after day. So pissed and bitter that you don't get any further picture supporting your J&A are a couple theory that now you made it your mission to throw as much shit as possible at Reese. As if it would make a difference in the course of events. Seriuosly, you are out of control, it is scary.

frenchy said...

I voted for Next Year.

Since that bearding hasn't brought them the results they were looking for they might still have a couple of "surprises" in store for us. How about photos with friends or other actors? Of outings with the kids (with strict orders to make them look happy this time)? Of Jake carrying little Coco Chanel as Atti walks protectively besides Reese (please refer to the Twicked series for more doggy ideas). Or better yet: more rumors, serious this time, of a future engagement with pics of Reeke flashing similar rings for all the paps to snap.

And then hopefully we'll get the standard fade-out and Reeke will be no more.

Anonymous said...

You can't be that scared, Scared, because you keep coming back!

Anonymous said...

Frenchy, this whole thing has become extremely tiresome, no matter what tricks PR has up their sleeves, I won't believe it. After what happened to Heath, I have no patience for this crap. In fact, not only do I predict March as the end, I'll even put an expiration date of March 15 on it! About the only thing that will make me believe is if they run of to Barbados or something and come back married. :)

Anonymous said...

Funny how for every meal out Reeke have there's a separate, often fledgling-looking blog (The Wired Lady? Getting Braces For The Second Time? Really?) with a on-the-scene observer at the ready to write about it. And the link to said blog/entry is out there soon enough. Meh. Considering the very foundation of Reeke is fake, it all comes off fake to me.

Anonymous said...

you guys knew about the Oscar Presenter thing so maybe I can ask you if you think J/R will be at this years Oscars and walk the red carpet together. Is red carpet walking for nominees and presenters and all the atendees? and who attends, the members of the Oscar group (Jake is a member, is Reese?) or only the invited?

Florida Tom said...

Well I voted next year. It cant go on forever because I am sure that at some point in her life reese is gonna want to move on. I seriously think she is not ready for a seroius relationship just yet, but it will happen. She is young. She is cute. She is rich. Jake keeps her safe for now but someone will tickel her fancy sooner or later.

I was realy surprised to see the video from the medical building. First it was so quick. All the still pics made it seem like such a long period of time. That was fascinating to me. Plus I was surprised the paps had the b*lls to ask Jake about reese. Its more than us that are wondering why Jake has been so closed mouth about Heath. That question must be being asked in HW land. Jake is either really strange or he must be dying inside. It is like the cat has got his tongue. I am glad they brought it up. Its about time somebody did besides us.

Florida Tom said...

^b*lls to ask about Heath sorry

Anonymous said...

You guys knew about the Oscar Presenter thing so maybe I can ask you if you think J/R will be at this years Oscars and walk the red carpet together.

As long as they don't get in the way of Javier Bardem or Daniel Day-Lewis, because I don't want my view of them obscured! ;)

frenchy said...

I'm extremely skeptical each time a blogger nobody has ever heard about posts a Reeke sighting on his/her blog.

Feel the same about that latest restaurant session.

frenchy said...

Plus I was surprised the paps had the b*lls to ask Jake about Heath.

Paps will say anything to get a reaction and you can see it's just part of the routine for them. Witness that doctor's office video: right after asking Jake about Heath and getting no answer they are thanking him almost profusely!

Anonymous said...

You guys knew about the Oscar Presenter thing so maybe I can ask you if you think J/R will be at this years Oscars and walk the red carpet together.

Most of the time only nominees, presenters, and those with a movie to promote attend the Oscars. Reeke are not in any of those groups so I don't expect them to be there.

destiny said...

I think one of the reasons Reeke tends to wear the same few things, like black clothes, so that they can play around with the dates and sightings (some of which are clearly made up, not sure about the Craft one) without being "caught".

Anonymous said...

"Uh, I want to know why jake is so lonely that he only has Reese to turn to."

He doesn't just have Reese to turn to, but whoever he turns to now has to fit into the career/life script that his pr firm has created for him.

As we've said many times, that script is quite limited : a few unnamed buddies, colleagues, Reese, agents and that's it. That script no longer includes Maggie/Peter(NY), Dad(?), rarely Mom (who was central before), Austin (guess why), and most disturbingly, in my opinion, Chris.

I'd be lonely too, if I were Jake. In fact, the only good thing about the current situation is that he hasn't gotten into any trouble (arrests, drugs, booze, scandals, vice). And I suspect that he's stayed out of trouble because he has to maintain a squeaky clean image for the Moon movie, and because of the stabilizing influence of Reese. It may not be love, romance or Shakespeare, but at least it's stable. She doesn't trash him in print, she's available for emotional support and professional encouragement, she's a reliable running buddy, and she gives him a place to go (Brentwood). Instead of brooding, lamenting the limited circumstances in which he now finds himself, he hangs out with her.

Like I said before, don't hold your breath waiting for this thing to end. The emotional problems and, I suspect, feelings of social and professional abandonment that lead Jake into this fauxmance in the first place, still exist.

But you can hold your nose. It does Reeke, after all. ;)

Anonymous said...

Spare me your bullshit, Primary colors. Good god, yes, Jake's PR people have forced him to abandon everyone in his life, including his parents and his best friend for Reese.

Garbage. Please go back to psychogyllenspoonbabble.

Anonymous said...

Why do I feel Primary Colors is bullshit?

Anonymous said...

8:46, Because it's obviously bullshit. Yes, Jake's deep-seated problems and fear of being outed (both his and his PR team) have put him on a campaign where only Reese is his salvation and savior and everyone else including his parents are potential saboteurs to his peace of mind and sanity.

Primary colors you are a real audacious jerk. And I doubt Jake's problems are that big when you compare it to poor Heath who died a month ago--now his family and Michelle are the ones who have REAL stress.

In light of what happened to Heath, I think this cretinous phony lying "insiders" (who are nothing more than Reeke apologists) who come on here trying to propagate their personal, biased garbage and who always invoke the Hollywood homophobia (whenas in fact, it's their own) for the Reeking, may be ill. It just seems to trivializing next to what happened to Heath. There's the real tragedy and these Reekers still don't have a clue.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't trash him in print"

Are you suggesting that Austin, Chris, Jake's parents and Maggie/Peter have trashed him in print?? When??? Who has ever trashed him in print? Ted?? Ah, so that's what this is about?

Sigh. Troll alert.

Florida Tom said...

I agree with True Colors on one thing. Jake is using reese for one reason. Image. He had to get straight and soon. He needed a gf and he needed to distance himself form Brokeback, including Heath. He knows exactly what he is doing. Its about two mega contracts. The Moon Project and The Joe Namath bio. These must be huge to this man that it would make him change over night. Just one Thing Ev cant cure him of and it must peeve her big time. The boy loves him some Rufus. And yes I believe the recent jeese show had everything to do with Jake being spotted at the concert with two dancing buddies. Sounds like one was pretty damn cute too?????????
There is noooo cure for the Rufus infection. Sorry Ev.

Anonymous said...

Jake wouldn't need to go to only Reese if he weren't bearding. He wouldn't have alienated 9/10ths of his fanbase if he weren't bearding.

The picture you described, Primary Colors, is of not a man, but a mouse, and one that is so easily influenced that he would turn his back on his own family, cut out childhood friends, walk away from the love of his life, all sources of strength, comfort and security, to run to the arms of a woman he does not love, simply because his PR told him to? Because he saw no alternative but to live a lie?

Please.
Reese as Jake's savior? Cockamamie bullshit. There is nothing at all altruistic about Reese's actions or motivations. Wouldn't rule out her voice amongst the other telling Jake that bearding was the way to go, since it makes her appear sexy and desirable, and gives Ryan a big ole 'Fuck you!' Well, in theory, anyway. We all know how Reeke as turned out.

The man you described does not deserve any sympathy or compassion, for that man has handed over both his spine and balls. If he ever had them in the first place.

That's not Jake. He may be a little confused right now, but he's under there somewhere. All he must do is listen not to the homophobes, haters and hangers-on, but to his heart, and heart that speaks one name - Austin.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of the Oscars, has anyone seen There Will Be Blood with DDL? It's just amazing - I haven't been able to forget it.

And I finally saw Heath in Casanova. What a great movie, I usually go for the heavy subjects, but this one was light, fun, sexy and romantic - Venetian masked balls, hot air balloon rides, baroque music and Health looking delish in 18th century dress. The costumes were gorgeous. That's the kind of romantic comedy I like, like Shakespeare in Love. I love those periods in time *sigh* I have to have Casanova for my movie collection. :)

Anonymous said...

Tom:
I hate to say this, but you are being very disrespectful of both Jake and Rufus. The tone of your comments is going downhill. Do you mind reading the mission statement of OMG once again?

Anonymous said...

I'm going for March, but to be completely honest this "relationship" cant be over fast enough for me. I really can't believe these lastest photos.
I think they are both sick of this charade at this point. They aren't even trying at this point to make it seem real unless they think other people are watching.
How can they honestly expect anyone to believe that they are even friends much less lovers?? Why would she hide her face and run away from him?
Jake is a beautiful looking man. She should be PROUD to be with him. How could anyone treat someone like that that they
supposedly like/love? And what does this say about his self esteem? I'm sure his "buddies" don't run away from him like that! How embarassing.
Unfortunatley, I think the restaurant sighting is real. I think this is all part of the "game". It's just sad that he feels the need to do this.
I can't even say I feel sorry for him at this point. I'm not really looking for a big statement since they never really "said" they were in a relationship anyway, but hopefully she will make some sort of "its over, but we are best friends" quote soon. I dont think HE will since he hasn't said a word from the beginning. He's just not the person I thought he was it seems. This is just truly sad.

Anonymous said...

^^That's the thing; she's amazingly cool being alone with and or/in a car with Jake G. I'd be all over him like white on rice, sorry to say. She's too aloof around a man as sexy as he is, and I don't know too many men who want to be with a woman who would be happy with that, for long. Something just doesn't ring true about it.

Anonymous said...

some peeps (espec Babbles) defend Reese holding her hands over her face by saying it was cuz of the camera flashes. O really?? whuts her excuse on red carpets and formal apprerences at night or on stage?? or even during the daylight?? Photo ops?? And Jake has blue light eyes, flashes doesnt seem to bother him. and hes the one driving!

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen There Will Be Blood yet but plan to later this week. I must say I have discovered great acting last weekend (from another Oscar nominee):

Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises. Viggo is amazing in that movie and Naomi Watts is great (btw, Reese should take lessons because her star and roles are fading).

I'm a Viggo fan now. He's an amazing actor.

Anonymous said...

Rattler said Tom: I hate to say this, but you are being very disrespectful of both Jake and Rufus. The tone of your comments is going downhill. Do you mind reading the mission statement of OMG once again?

Is Tom cheating again? Jeez what a horndog. these men are all the same.

Anonymous said...

I love Viggo. Great actor and sexy as hell.

Also, I know this is sacrilegious to say this but I noticed this a few years ago after I saw BBM, but I always thought that Viggo would make a great older Ennis.

Anonymous said...

Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises. Viggo is amazing in that movie and Naomi Watts is great.

He really was. I'm glad he was nominated for an Oscar because he truly was incredible in this film. Not only was his acting superb, but he was beautiful in it, I thought. What a great story it is too.

Florida Tom said...

Rattler said...
Tom:
I hate to say this, but you are being very disrespectful of both Jake and Rufus. The tone of your comments is going downhill. Do you mind reading the mission statement of OMG once again?

Actually Rattler I am getting a little tired of your lectures. I am not being disrespectful of Jake or Rufus. I am celebarting the joy Rufus brings to Jake. I love it. I see it as Jakes outlet. The real Jake coming out. So dont tell me what I think Rattler you can't read my mind. I love you and I love your poems and I still have your daffodils.

For me OMG aint church.. It is a place to have fun. A place to praise Jake and a place to give him a little boot. I get the name calling debate. But I am trying to figure out the truth. I hope you and others can enjoy my comments. I certainly am not apologising for anything I said tonight. I had fun and I sure hope we all can.

frenchy said...

I loved Viggo in History of Violence too. There's a scene in particular that you wish every guy would watch so they could learn once and for all how to really put a woman in the mood! ;) ;) Very violent flick though; not for the faint of heart.

I haven't seen DDL in ages and all the feedback I get about TWBB is terrific! Will have to get that one.

I hate to say this, but you are being very disrespectful of both Jake and Rufus. The tone of your comments is going downhill. Do you mind reading the mission statement of OMG once again?

Rattler I understand that your intentions are good but your "behave children!" posts are extremely patronizing. The second part about Tom's "comments going downhill" was uncalled for IMO.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone read Ted tonight? He had a letter from someone asking if Toothy Tile was Dick Cheney. Gotta love Ted. :)

frenchy said...

Has anyone read Ted tonight? He had a letter from someone asking if Toothy Tile was Dick Cheney.

LOL!

frenchy said...

Hey! There's a Grey Goose ad in E Online's top banner! :D

Anonymous said...

Tom: Thank you. I can recognize your old self once again.

Anonymous said...

Frenchy: You are not the only one who has had a problem with my patronizing tone :)

frenchy said...

Frenchy: You are not the only one who has had a problem with my patronizing tone :)

And tomorrow's another day! :)
Take care Rattler.

Sweet dreams everybody!

Anonymous said...

I thot Rattler was just pulling Toms leg, ya know setting up Jake and Rufus and forgettin about Austin! Sorry if I added to any bad feelings, Tom, Rattler, Frenchy, anyyone else. I was just kiding around.

destiny said...

I don't see anything disrespectful to Jake or Rufus in Tom's post.

I saw TWBB, and it is very good, DDL is amazing, and I really liked Paul Dano as well. I haven't seen Eastern Promises, I have to work up my nerve to see it.

Grey Goose and Cheney :D

Anonymous said...

Some peeps (espec Babbles) defend Reese holding her hands over her face by saying it was cuz of the camera flashes.

Please . . . if that's the case, why doesn't she have him put his arm around her and hide her face in his chest, or his neck or . . . Two birds with one stone, if you ask me . . . ;)

Anonymous said...

Then he would have to actually touch her! A Girl? Ewwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Fifi Larou: I was a little confused to read your earlier comment! Now I get it. No need for any apologies though. Peace.

Anonymous said...

Well here's another new wrinkle. Must be a full moon this week. Ent lawyer posted a BI. Says a major a+ list highly paid actress is playing on her own team the last 6 months. Says he is blown away by who it is. Reese is one of the guesses being suggested. Pretty narrow field based on the high salary and no ifs, ands, or buts, she's truly A list. Does not strike me as possible, but then who the hell knows.

I've checked back on DC to see if any more info about the cute guy but nothing so far. The commenter is a long time very active DCer and would recognize Austin in a flash if the description fits.

I agree that gyllenbabble is suspicious. Not the gal that runs it. But I think PR pretends to be a fan and feeds info.

Has any one been to Austin Nichols fan lately? I tried several times today but it would not work. I swear I have seen that blue dove tshirt before. Wanted to search through Asutin pics to see if he has ever worn it.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't he put his arm around and hide her face in she chest...

For the same reason he doesn't open doors for her, wait for her, check his long stride for her, walk close beside her, carry her packages for her, have his hands free of stuff for her...gee, sounds like he doesn't do much of anything a BF who is truly, madly, deeply in love does.

Could it be that they are *gasp* not!

Anonymous said...

The DCer who talked about Jake being there with a cute guy was not at the concert. He/she was relaying what a friend who was at the concert told her.

Anonymous said...

Yes, gaffer, he was not at the concert himself but his friend sat directly behind Jake. It would be easy enough to email his friend a picture and ask if this is who was with him. But, he may not feel that is the right thing to do. May depend on how much the friend saw. As we know, some people have strong feelings against outing. We'll have to see what happens.

destiny said...

Interesting about ent. lawyer M. Of course it's Shakey, so we have to take it with a grain of salt, and he plays fast and loose, e.g., who know when the actress was on the A-list, and his concept of the A-list seems a bit iffy at times. Sure hope it's not Reese, otherwise I may have to change my answer to today's poll.

Anonymous said...

as a matter of fact and for PR stunts they usually use lesbians, but sometimes someone like Reese can come useful, specially for her own reasons. We can clearly see in this showmance she's getting the attention she was looking for. And it costs her very little to nothing, just some "dates" and photos and she can go home with her children with nothing else to worry about. Imagine a real boyfriend? No way she was going to be able to behave the way she does.

Too bad for Jake, he looks unhappy and lost in his own thoughts every time he's out with her.

Anonymous said...

forgot who said sumething re Ent lawyer blind item but I just cheked the site and theres over 170 comments for it.wow

Wicked said...

a link to Ent Lawyer's BI

I seriously doubt this is Reese.

Anonymous said...

Reese is too boring and dull to be a lesbian.