Out of Touch Magazine Valentine’s Day Exclusive!!! ( or SuperNova Magazine)
Twicked on a romantic weekend in Washington, DC and you’ll only see the exclusive pics here!
Our reporter Megan Itallup caught up with the happy couple walking arm-in-arm around Union Station in our Nation’s capital, taking in the sights and getting coffee. Courtly Tom even gallantly carried his little lady piggyback-style across the busy streets. They’re happy, dammit!
“They spend a lot of time around Wicked’s home base in DC, because Wicked’s career and family come first.” So we’re told.
As you all probably have read, Tom had been linked romantically with his BFF, the tall drink of water from Texas Dallas Dimes, star of HBO’s quirky but recently canceled cult hit Jack from Cleveland. Pics of Tom and D2 sitting front and center at a few Sixers games last year and looking all cozy had rumors flying and raised the blood pressures of studio execs all over H-Town. Twicked should put those “Is he or isn’t he” rumors to rest once and for all, and prove that Tom’s only available for the ladies! Dimes is rumored to be “on location” for an upcoming film in Tierra del Fuego indefinitely for the sequel to the global warming disaster flick The Day Before Yesterday (TDBY) entitled El Fin Del Mundo (The End of The World). D2’s reps have been unavailable for comment.
How They Met
“Wicked and I have actually known each other for a long time,” Tom explained. “But we knew it was something special at the Boston premiere of Rendition and OMG get-together. I looked into Wicked’s eyes, she looked into mine, and it was then that we knew something had to be done about the rumors. This was as good an idea as any!”
“She’s also the best social worker of her generation, and a great mother.”
“He’s just great!” the tiny and demure Wicked giggled.
Why We Love ‘Em
Sources close to the couple say that things are getting serious between the diminutive Wicked and the tall and handsome Tom. Tom waits on her hand and foot, and they can’t seem to keep their hands off each other, ducking into public restrooms to indulge Tom’s penchant for public nookie when they are not living up to their reputation of being one of the most private couples in town. (see pics of Wicked and Tom trying to hide from the paps!). They are totally happy to spend quiet evenings at home, getting Chinese takeout, putting their feet up and watching TV (they’re both sports fans), or giving each other pedicures.
Friends say it’s the real thing this time, that Tom’s really a family man at heart, it’s just that he’s been waiting for the right woman to come along (so that’s why it’s taken years!). Wicked is perfect for him, and he loves kids, especially Wicked’s! He’s more than ready and willing to step in as a father figure to them. Maybe even have one of their own, if recent sightings of them both visiting a DC medical building are to be believed! Wicked’s Corgi Tinkerbell just adores him, check out that pic of Tom cuddling her. Tinkerbell (sans Atticus Gyllenhaal), is on a meteoric rise to fame herself since being linked with Atticus, and is seen in this pic with a mysterious black dog who she claims is “just a friend”. Check out that bandanna on the always fashion-conscious Tink!
Be sure to pick up next week’s issue for up-to-the-minute coverage of our favorite new it couple, and Tom’s controversial candy necklace!
Thanks to our mystery reader for this submission!
161 comments:
Giusi, I just got your video to play. Fantastic video and song! Thanks.
Clean shaven Jake! WOOOT!
Bigger versions of Jake leaving the medical building
even better, IHJ has more pics in HQ, no WENN watermarks all over them either! Thx Steph!
Clean shaven Jake pics @IHJ
Holy shit, those pics of Twicked! OMG LOL.
people, this romance is for real. I believe it now.
Oh Wicked! what have you and Tom done the paps will never stop hounding you will they?
And what is that green thing? a leash? Did he drop a cat off? I'm hoping it was the leash Reese had on him and it got amputated, maybe he's keeping it as a lesson.
Its nice to see him driving his Camry again, not Reeses cars. Methinks she was too good to be seen in a Toyota. Ever notice how she was never pic-snapped in his Camry??
He looks relaxed, almost relieved about something. I'm hoping its cuz his Reese Lease is OVAH. At the worst my fear is they got engaged for VD. Ugh.
Nice to see how gold his hair is in the sun.
Jake was driving Reese's SUV? When?
Oh, and he's still wearing the chain. Too bad can't see what's hanging from it.
maybe the leash lease was up and he had to return his pussy.
Reeeese releeease meee, let meee go....cuz I dont wannnna "love" yoooou aaanymmmore....
Why is no one talking about how cute I am?
kuz wer speeczlez. wanna goe oute wit mee ya kute yung tinkee thang? weez culd maake sum mightee finne bigg litterz o' babees.
Bleeech.
Atticus Finch Gyllenhaal where are you? You come here and protect me from these nasty low class feral cats right now, and I mean it.
*egads the honeymoon is over*
*slowly gets up and walks over to "protect" Tinky from compliments from low class feral cats*
*thanks the Big Lassie in the Sky that at least she didn't ask if she looked fat in that collar*
smiling that Atti gets to Tink now, he doesn't have to answer about collar fat and gets all the toys back. Atti can share his
First of all "No comment". I will not dicuss my personal life and if I do it will ne very ambiguous.
Only one thing to say. Jake are I are sooooooooooooo damn cute. Especially without the beard. Oh yeah W is cute also.
One more thing Maggie is not happy.
I knew all along they were FOR REAL!!!! This has made my year!!!
And did you see how the dogs are comfortable with them? Shows beyond a doubt that they've been together for some time now. :) :)
And is this the succulent sound of the Twicked Doubters's heads exploding that I'm hearing? Yummy!
One disappointment though: only 28 pics Ynet.conned??? You cheap shots!!!
Ok guys another car mystery and this time there is someone in back of the car. Click on the link to IHJ at the bottom of todays thread and go to pic 13/5808. Enlarge the photo. This is no blanket mystery. Someone is in the back seat. Jake is talking to this person. Thde person has just rolled down the window and you can see both hands. At first I thought it might be a reflection of Jakes hands but Jake is not wearing a gold bracelet. Looks like a guys hands to me. Pretty sure anyway. What does everyone think. Reese, Nanny, Austin, Plus why is there a person in the back seat. Car seat maybe? Spech????
Fantastic job Tom and Wicked! I'm still laughing and I can imagine the fun you had doing this. I also appreciate your obvious dedication to the acting craft. ;) I have a couple of questions though but they will have to wait since I'm going out for breakfast now.
See you later!
Great new pics of Jake. Damn, he has one of best, sexy chisled jaws in the business. Looking good there Jake!!
Tom, did you mean Jake is so damn cute?
LOL at Twicked
Tom
I think that is the reflection of Jake on the heavily tinted windows.
What looks like a bracelet is the sun reflection. You closely is holding the same thing as Jake has in his hands.
Spesh, make the picture big. You can't see it without making the picture as big as possible. Link to the pic Tom is talking about
^^He really does, doesn't he? Good to see him out and about, and lookin' good, and hope he's doing ok.
Man, Twicked pics again! *sigh* Fauxmance, I tell ya! I'll never, never believe that Tom and Dallas weren't a couple at some point, and maybe they still are. You can't fake the kind of love we saw in the Sixers pics. ;)
I did and still see just the reflection of Jake in the tint.
Tom, the hands in the back window are a reflection of Jake's own hands.
I'm just curious about that T-shirt. That does not look like an item out of Jake's lumberjack collection. That looks like an item out of Austin's collection.
The car window was already open a bit when he approached. Since he is carring a dog chain I just assumed that he had his dog in the back seat, that's why he left he back window open a bit.
The windows are too heavily tinted to reflect anything in the car, it mirrors what's in his hand, you can se his car remote .
I think that Tom is talking about the paparazzo's hand (you can see his bent knee behind Jake on his left). The paps are right behind him, you can see their shadows, had a person been in the car I think they would have the money shots. IMO he has the dog in the back seat.
But why take the leash with him into the med bldg when he can lock it in the glove or CD compartment or the trunk? And youd think the dog's face would be right up at the window (like how they always do!) when Jake got to the car. So I don't know if there was a dog in the car. Unless it was in a carrier. But still, why is he walking around with a leash?
Jakey baby why do you do this to us. methinks he did the leash to drive us crazy. The Bastard.
I agree with My 2 Cents, but why would anyone carry a dog chain to the doctor's office?
Maybe it is just wishful thinking but the t-shirt does looks more from the Austin collection than the (hopefully soon to be discountinued) Reeke line. And he looks all the better for that.
(I still think we're in for some Reeking in the coming weeks, so I wouldn't throw out the sick buckets just yet).
Maybe the doctors office asked him to bring a release for them to sign and poor Jakey after getting his ears blown out at the Rufus concert thought he heard them say bring a leash.
Sorry but i warned you. And guess what, lumberjack Jake is back.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/02/16/jake-gyllenhaal-reese-witherspoon-valentines/
I think if Atticus was in the back seat his nose would have been sticking out through the opening of the window. Big dogs like him are usually not kept in carriers in cars. There is a clearly visible hand with a gold bracelet that is not Jake's. Jake is not wearing a gold bracelet. It could be a reflection of someone else behind him. I do think Jake could be talking to someone in the back seat. He looks like he is. The driver's door is open in this pic, like Jake went to the back to check something or say something to someone for a second before driving off.
If the best you can do is a post Valentine's date that looks like this, it's not very good.
No, the 'bracelet' is light reflection or bird poop. Really. you can see the reflective hand holding the leash, the other reflective hand holding the phone.
Re the post-VD "date" by Just Jared - a date with Atti in the back seat? LOL What'd they do, go for a romantic 3 hr dinner while Atti waited and pooped and peed in the car? What a laugh. And so not a date.
That green leather leash is in his hand in the Just Jared pictures too, so it may be a keyring/lanyard thing.
And oh please how far away can he get from her on the street. When have you seen a guy leave his woman to fend for herself against the paps.
And hey you know if got a mention at Rufus dancing and singing with the buddies, he was going to have to do some face time with Reese. Besides Rendition releases on DVD on Tuesday.
Well, we did have 3 Reeke-free weeks.
Thanks Wickedi, is still so bad that I think Heath if they went!
I would like to see your pics but not be opened, why? :(
When I see pictures like those on Just Jared, I wonder what is the big secret? If they are a couple, why not be proud of it? It just is all so false. I hope he stops this nonsense real soon and becomes true to himself.
Oh baby, sorry! I managed to open the pics! They are really delicious, thanks to the wave of joy that we donate
Not so sure when those pics of Jake and Reese were taken. It looks like it is really cold. The weather looks beautiful when Jake came out of the Medical office. Jake has a short sleeve shirt on.
I agree threesome what the heck is she hiding from. Seems a little too dramatic at this point.
Well these are apparently taken the day after Valentine's Day. I wonder who Jake really spent Valentine's Day with. Hopefully Austin. Cmon Jake your almost back. Your looking good. You got rid of the one beard now please get rid of the other one. No one believes this Jakey........
Tom,
Probably the one where he got that T-shirt from.
Why would Jake take Reese out the day after Valentines day? Why would Jake take his big German Shepherd Atticus on his 'date' with Reese? Why does Reese act absolutely horrified at getting her picture taken? Why doesn't Jake treat her like a girlfriend/love of his life and walk her to the car and open the door for her? He sure does it for Atticus! ROTFLMAO OMG this is a gut buster!
K.D. Lang sings Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah
^^I'm sure that will be magnificent - let me give it a listen. Some of the most beautiful lyrics ever written. :)
"What'd they do, go for a romantic 3 hr dinner while Atti waited and pooped and peed in the car? What a laugh. And so not a date."
that's exactly what I thought, that car must have been smelling very doggy.. poor Reese.
These pics were taken in a residential area, if they were on a date they would be running from a resturaunt into Jake's car, post V-D date is JJ's tag because he has no idea where they were taken, only that they were taken Friday.
Valentine's day is a made-up BS holiday made up to sell cards and flowers, legit couples and that includes HW couples wouldn't IMO go out on that actual day so the paps can catch them, look around the sites very few "celebs out on V-D" pics, Jake and reese have taken note, too obvious.
The dog in the back seat adds to the domestic quality of their relationship, splitting up after seeing the paps and hiding their is a nice touch too, also the plaid jacket he seems to wear when he is hanging with her and the kids, i bet they gave that to him for the holidays.
I wonder whose home the paps were stalking: hers' or his??
laugh all you want, they are not selling a romantic couple, but mr. and mrs. soccer parents, boring, and stable and all too straight
Meg my thought was that they didn't go on a long romantic date. What better reason for Jake to tell Reese they have to hurry up and eat in 20 minutes because the dog is waiting in the car and the hired paps are outside waiting to get their pics? And OMG Jake has to get Atti home asap because he looks like he has to throw up so would Reese mind if he drops her off at her house pronto. No poor Reese for me. Sorry but I can't stand her.
Laugh all you want, they are not selling a romantic couple, but mr. and mrs. soccer parents, boring, and stable and all too straight.
They've got that resigned, miserable look down pat too, at least Jake does! ;)
? - don't think its residential. Residential areas don't have yellow curbs and big signals and 3 way arrow turn signs like that out here. Also looks like a billboard in one of the backgrounds. Def not residential.
Yeah try telling me somethang ain't going on with Jakeys parents. House was listed for rent late last spring, now its up for sale. Divorice/separation is never ever said before a sale cuz the price goes down. Time will tell, huh.
http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2008/02/miscellaneous-mash-up.html
You can't even see her well enough to tell if it's really Reese. I assume it is, because the paps would know.
Ah Jeese, a day late and a dollar short. I wonder who the pap agency is that took these pics. They have the Just Jared tag on them.
Wicked, it says Buzznet. Is this Buzz Photo? Just a guess but is Buzznet affiliated with Flynet? (both bug names)
The caption on IHJ for the pictures of Jake at the medical office says he was visiting a dentist. And look at how happy he looks in those pictures and in the "Post-Valentine" ones.
Makes you think of the saying "he'd rather have his tooth pulled..."
It has really come to the point where Reeke is nothing more but ridiculous anymore.
Makes you think of the saying "he'd rather have his tooth pulled..."
Too funny, stubborn!
Wicked, it says Buzznet. Is this Buzz Photo? Just a guess but is Buzznet affiliated with Flynet? (both bug names)
Flynetonline.com is part of the Buzznet Network.
Go to Flynet and scroll all the way down and you will see this disclaimer at the very bottom. Not too surprising, really.
Hey STB: I guess Jake finds Heath's death amusing because there is a video of Jake on flynet of him coming out of the Dentist office and they are asking about Heath, he has a smirk on his face, disgusting. Of course he doesn't answer.
And then later on in the day the hiding/fleeing from the paps, if you look they both have smirks on their faces, they look smug.
?, I don't see this video @ Flynet. Where is it?
^I don't quite understand ?/Jack troll's point ...
Never mind, *we were always going to get Valentine's pics*. Jake really should have got a force majeure clause in that contract, who advised him? :)
Why is Reese hiding her face? She must know all the Flynet/Buzznet chaps' middle names by now.
Twicked are a much cuter couple, though I have a lurking fondness for D2 ...
Flynet video:
http://video.flynetpictures.com/index.php?module=assetserver&page=assetDetail&assetId=107831&lay_quiet=1
I don't see how ? thinks he looks smug and smirky, the vid is really fast and if he is smirking I think its at the paps asking stupid questions and expecting him to answer them when he hasnt answered anybody about Heath. Methinks ? is a troll or someone trying to start a fight.
Jake shoulda taken off with the camera guy's cord in his door. I would have!
? is Jack, the original troll (not Jeff). I agree, wasp, the idea (as always) is to cause trouble.
I don't see Jake doing anything other than going about his business in this video. If there's a smirk I missed it.
And then later on in the day the hiding/fleeing from the paps, if you look they both have smirks on their faces, they look smug.
Jake looks ashamed. You can't Reese's facial expression because she is dramatically covering her face.
That should be-
You can't see Reese's facial expression because she is dramatically covering her face.
Reese is prolly covering her face because she doesn't want to be seen in a Toyota.
Damn I hope Jake fed Atti beans that day.
Twicked 4ever! I know they are real, look how Wicked covers her face so no one can see the the look of love and adoration on her face when she is with Tom. And the dogs obviously spend a lot of time with Tom, one of them thought nothing of doing his/her business right in front of him.
LOL, meanie :D
I for one am pleased at these new pictures. They both look miserable as usual. And a mile apart from each other. Perhaps she was covering her face to hide how unhappy she is. Not even any remote semblance of feelings evident between them. Also, clear shot of both hands. No rings. Love the cleanshaven face but now Jake looks like her kid.
Re the house for sale. It is customary to wait a bit to make sure the divorce is really going to happen so there may be something to this. I think the parents have several homes though, so may just be planning to live elsewhere indefinitely. Stephan has not directed anything in awhile. You can screenwrite from anywhere. Hate to see the marriage break up if it's true. Jake has said in MM commentary that they used to fight a lot.
LOL mean girl.
Not surprised to see new Reeke photos. Since they are of zero interest to me I'd like to refer back to a question that Wondering posed in the previous post:
Question: "Does Jake have a thing for birds?"
Answer: Grey Goose
Does Jake have a thing for birds?
Disco Ducks
Re the house for sale. It is customary to wait a bit to make sure the divorce is really going to happen so there may be something to this. I think the parents have several homes though, so may just be planning to live elsewhere indefinitely."
I hope she who shall NOT be mentioned had nothing to do with this. But she's obsessed with Jake's father so who knows.
There are 9 more med ctr pics at IHJ.
And owls (bottom of page)
Does Jake have a thing for birds?
c*cks?
Jake nd Reese are both tools and their act is growing old: Oohhh the mean pas are stalking us, let's run in the opposite direction and cover our faces!!! I can see the smug, smirking faces of both in the car..
And in regards to the video, he doesn't seem too upset about being asked about Heath, he has a bemused look o his face or perhaps it's gas.
Reese is running farther away from Jake thn he is. She must be doing this out of pity because he sure needs this more thatn she does, and Jake has no choice but to follow her lead: walk out in front of me, run the other way, hide your face Jake!! He is officially has no balls.
I hope Kate and Sam knew what they were doing when they hooked them up.
PS: Jake's parents are kaput.
?
Please quit "I-know-it-all" act - we know it's part of your troll tactic and are really bored with it.
Is ? Jeff in sheep's clothing?
I think ? needs to go look for elk in the mist.
No, he's Jack Troll, lana, hedda, chica, the original troll from datalounge, WFT, and everywhere else. Jeff only appeared since Jeese became official.
Jack's tactic is way obvious.
He's not in the mist troll, either. There are lot of them.
Should be interesting how soon IHJ gets Valentine pics. Ya know, how exclusive and hard to get will they be or Flynet wont br ablr to give them away?
Oh my! Left this morning convinced that nothing could top Twicked in terms of real drama and genuine display of love and coupleship. How could I discount our beloved Reeke so offhandedly!
To me Reese is not only extremely annoying she's now totally ridiculous. I'm happy not to be one of her fans: I'd be downright insulted. Call me an idiot but I take comfort in the fact that Jake has the decency to look bored, unconcerned or not quite "there", even when he's smiling. He still seems to be sending us some "coded" messages.
They were in Oija, Ca on V-Day, no pics.
Actually Reese did garner something out of this, besides the loss of the cheated on woman mantle - some of the worse fan reaction she's ever received.
Since Reeke began and she came under the scrunity the Jake/BBM fans, including that internet savvy, won't fall for PR/tabloid bullshit 'unique' fanbase, she has been criticized, called to task, lambasted, lampooned and generally shat upon from obscure blogs, mainline sites and commenters/posters everywhere. She is no longer (well, to those over the age of 13 and not clinging to a HW romantic fantasy) the golden girl, Mother of the Year, simple southern princess of just a few scant months ago. Reeke has shined the hard, blaring light of reality right into her eyes, and the image reflected back isn't all that pretty.
She's been accused of, and rightfully so IMNSHO, of manipulation of the press, pimping her kids, pandering for attention and Oscar, besmirching her ex's reputation, and a whole host of other detestable things. She is now the tarnished beard, who, if she knows about Jake's continuing relationship with Austin, looks desperate, and if she doesn't, looks foolish.
This contract cannot have worked out as she orginally planned. And try as I might, the sympathy is just not happening.
Reese is sending coded messages too: Ok Naomi, how long do I have to keep on doing favors for your son?
If Jake continues to insinuate himself into Reese's life and her kids, pimping her and using her, then yes Reese will put an end to it. There is only so much pity she can muster.
Here we go again.
Reese is probably covering her face so we can't see her smirking, I'm sure pr passed on the comments about that smug look on her face. And this is no surprise with Rendition out this week (I saw an add for it on tv last night) and Penelope out at the end of the month.
Now Twicked, look how in love they are, can't hide it even if their chairs are a mile apart while they dine. Pay attention PR.
I'm happy to see Jake did lose one of the beards, and that shirt sure does look like it came from someone else's closet. He looks more relaxed that he has in a long time. It does look like there is a hand in that one photo that is not Jake's, and it does look like he is paying attention to someone in the back. But it could be the dog and the arm could be a pap's. I doubt it is Austin's hand, I don't recall him wearing a bracelet.
So, 3:03, they went BACK to Ojai? See, 'cause I thought we were told that they went to Ojai the weekend after Heath died, and there weren't any pictures of that ill-timed tryst either.
Or is it because PR has this little 'getaway' already paid for, don't want all that time and effort to go to waste, and now four weeks later they throw it against the wall to see if it sticks this time.
Sounded more like jack troll than PR. Characteristic misspelling.
Oh, and adding the Ojai sighting in there after three weeks and still no word at all about Heath's passing doesn't help his image, which is still circling the toliet bowl, one bit, PR lackeys.
Wow, read through some of the comments from the Reeke pics on the web. Nasty. Reese is hated, a bitch, fauxmance etc. Jake should just come on out. Poor PR. They just can't make this work. Seems to me it's getting worse, not better. Like I said before, some astrologist did their charts and together they are the kiss of death. He should have chosen a different beard.
I like the Tshirt. Looks like something appropriate to a Rufus concert to me. If we had more Austin pics we could search to see if he ever wore it. It does look like him.
Hmmm, "Jake's" pants are kind of long, really bunch up above the knees as if the knees of the pants are much lower than Jake's knees, and generally not hanging right on him.
I wonder if they Jake and reese get OT if they work after 5pm. It looks like they didnt get many hours in though. Poor Atti wanted to go the heck home.
I love how Atti doesnt seem to be bothered by the paps in the least. He just it sitting there waiting for the "The Beard" to get the heck out of his seat.
2 of the "Reese: OMG they're taking pictures of us!" are already up at IHJ. Didnt take long....
They were in Oija, Ca on V-Day, no pics.
Maybe we'd actually believe this if you knew how to spell it.
I noticed in the video that when Jake pulled away from the medical center the window that he was looking in had been put up but you could see when he left the window on the other side had been rolled down a little. Not sure what was up with the hands they def were not Jakes but there was something in the back of the car. And I am not talking funny placed balnket.
ok I shouldnt say this but the way Reese is in those day after Valentine pics you woulda thought Jake had just splooged his load all over her face. as if. all it is is them walking from a restaurant to a car, sure the camera flashes are prolly bright but she ain't the one driving is she. and why doesnt she wear sunglasses then if she knows they'll be papped? I do not like her at all. shes a big drama queen who cant act.
After reviewing the evidence I now agree that the hands in the windows are Jakes. It is amazing how it does look like one of the hands has a bracelet but it probably a relection of the sun.
I am not sure if the green cord in Jakes's hand is a a leash or just a key chain. It is possible that Atti is back there though and that is who Jake is talking to and making sure has some air.
I just got the biggest kick looking at these pic again with reese in the car. click on the IHJ link at the bottom of this thread and check out Atti's ears. One is up and one is down. Plus check out the expreession on Jake's face looking at whatever he has in his hands. What a goofy look.
They were in Oija, Ca on V-Day, no pics.
Task Master: Maybe we'd actually believe this if you knew how to spell it.
Probably doesnt know how to say it either.
Tom Atti's ears are always that way. Once during our after love glow snuggle session (but don't tell mom) he told me the story of how when he was a puppy he was given to the dog pound because his ears weren't show-dog ears. Can you imagine, those horrible inhumane human breeder-owners doing that just because his ears weren't perfect? Awful. Anyway Jake and Kirsten (a lovely girl) went to a Nutts For Mutts event, found Atti there and adopted him on the spot. And now his mismatched wonderful ears and his sweetness are as well known around the world as is his famous owner, Jake.
4:59, the troll is transparent, isn't he/she? Let's just invent a trip for Jake/Reese Valentine's Day night so we can negate the possibility that Jake was probably with the person whose T-shirt he was wearing when he went to the dentist.
I love Atti's ears! They are just one more thing about him that makes him unique. *sigh* What does he see in a mutt like you? uh, sorry I meant, Tinky, how are you?
Like I said before, some astrologist did their charts and together they are the kiss of death. He should have chosen a different beard. "
Really? I thought they were supposed to be a perfect match, according to the psychic genius consulted by US Weekly.
GG, Jake had to go to the dentist because he chipped his tooth on that candy necklace the night before. He was trying to use the string part (you know after you eat the candy) as dental floss but one of the candies hit his molar and a tiny part broke off. Oh btw at the time the necklace wasnt around a neck. Although it was damn near close to someone's head. About 8 inches to be exact. :o
I'm fine Bitch, I mean Bianca. You know, I've been concerned about you. I really hope you got those seeping teat warts examined, those things looked nasty.
And I hope you've been keeping on schedule with your monthly distemper shots. I've heard that barren females getting up in age like you really appreciate the benefits of those injections. It helps them keep a healthy and bright outlook, right up to that final shiny euthanasia needle. Thank Lassie I have years and years and tons of litters to birth before I have to worry about that.
By the way, how are your weekly flea, tick, lice, crab, mites, gnat, cockroach, silverfish, mosquito, housefly, horsefly, fruitfly and scabies treatment dips going, okay? Good, I'm glad to hear it.
Take care, honey. And make sure they give you the high-class gourmet Overweight Senior Diet food - you deserve the best!
Calm down honey, didn't know I upset you so! Snd don't make me laugh, I was judged Best in Show at Westminster two years running for my dogly beauty and perfection. I didn't think you saw me swish my tail in Atti's face, and him gave me a good sniff too, but judging by your attitude, well I guess you did! Oh well. I'd watch him like a hawk, honey, cuz if you don't someone will steal him from right under your nose. ;)
As mentioned above, those jeans Jake has on in the dentist photos are just far too long for him. Now Jake's a fairly tall man, or at least 'tall average', so its not as if standard jeans are going to be ill fitting on him is it. Why would someone purposely buy jeans meant for someone 3/4 inches taller than needed, especially when that size must be the 'special hard to find tall size'. Doesn't really make sense does it.
Has anyone ever thought that the reason Jake hasn't said anything about Heath is that he is just not allowed to talk period. After he signed the contract he could be sued if he opens his mouth. reese is picky you know and he did say she had the amazing ability to grow a beard. You got to admit he has said some pretty strange things, Ex: Piggate.
JerseyMaggie said:
If Atti were gay does anyone think he would go out with Uno? My dad said I am not allowed to go out with Atti because Tink would get mad.
Atti will NOT be going out with Uno! He's got all he needs right here. ;)
^^Don't count your chickens yet, sweetie. A man such as Atti will soon tire of evenings at home with you and your Mom, the same diet every night, and a litters of puppies every year from a tired out, worn-out, stretch-marked bitch with sagging teats from having too many puppies. He may get a roving eye for something a bit more exotic, and there may be someone who will be too happy to oblige him. ;)
Meg, good eye. You're right. Those pants do not fit Jake at all. They're far too long for him.
Could it be that Jake's T-shirt and pants belong to someone else?
Read the comments at Just Jared. They are side-splitting. Especially those by V. The Babblers are referred to as "Gyllenbobble heads!"
Could it be that Jake's T-shirt and pants belong to someone else?
He always does this!
*uh, no comment on Bianca's post*
*reminds self to get Bianca's number*
*Tinky, I'll always be here for you, saggy 12 teats or perky, I'll love you forever*
*reminds self to look at the prenup again*
*JerseyMaggie, if I was not hitched to the old bitch, I mean hitched to young hot Tinky, maybe Uno and I could go out. I consider myself a West Hollywood-canine-sexual, WeHoCanSex, for short. Daddy takes me to the WeHoCanSex Bark Parks where I've been known to hump a male when I get the urge. If you don't believe me look it up in the Defamer. That story of me humping a hot male in front of everybody was worldwide news*
***Atti is very proud that his humping exploits outshone Daddy in the all the rags that week***
*reminds self to watch the Westminster Dog Show again*
*pssst Maggie. maybe we can arrange something, just the two of us, you sure are cute. but not now, later*
I want a Gyllenbabble Bobblehead!!
***Atti is very proud that his humping exploits outshone Daddy in the all the rags that week***
Whatta man, a real Casanova. *sigh* And incidentally, I Luuuurve a WeHoCanSex kinda guy. Tres exciting! Oh, did I say Best in Show in my post above? I meant Best In Breed two years running. Mea culpa. ;)
Since Heath's death I find Reeke intolerable. Not to mention I think Reese is having a very negative affect on Jake, as can be seen by recent events. This can't be over soon enough for me.
*hey Bianca why don't you culpa mea sometime*
*wink*
^^Sure baby. *giggles*
Tom, it must be so wonderful to be dating someone as tiny as Wicked so that you can give her piggyback rides. Makes me really question why you wouldn't take someone so tiny and perfect to someplace a little more secluded and romantic for dinner. I mean, it looks like you were dining in the middle of mall or train station.
Anybody else notice that IHJ has the Reeke date night pics dated 2/13 even though Just Jared says they were taken last night?
orchid said:
Since Heath's death I find Reeke intolerable. Not to mention I think Reese is having a very negative affect on Jake, as can be seen by recent events. This can't be over soon enough for me.
My thoughts exactly, orchid. A great number of things have paled and been put into perspective since Heath's passing; I've found myself without words or even energy for anything having to do with Jake. He's adrift for me. Those latest "date" photos are actually juvenile and obnoxious.
I still believe in Jaustin and I got excited over the reappearance of the ring; I believe there's life after Reeke. I do wonder how Jake means to go on in his life, his future. The very fact that he was willing to enter into this fauxmance...I can't believe that we're all waiting for him to emerge on the other side of such a thing. I'm just a seriously tired TB.
Twicked on the other hand, fauxmance or not (I'm torn over those photos of them eating at condiment level) is totally made of WIN. This whole write-up/pictorial was genius. :)
Good eye, fudging. Maybe a mistake on IHJ? Me hopes IHJ is correct and maybe thats why Jake looked relieved and relaxed on Friday. Cuz he turned in the Reese Leash Lease after the last obligation 2/13. But with my luck, I doubt it.
someone should go over to IHJ Community or Gallery and ask Stehanie or Ally. should we draw straws? or maybe some of you in chat where its more private can decide and do it.
why you wouldn't take someone so tiny and perfect to someplace a little more secluded and romantic for dinner. I mean, it looks like you were dining in the middle of mall or train station.
The man is a cheapskate who has given me no bling! And we were dining in a train station!
THAT was a train station?
*impressed*
(but better chance for public restroom sex :D )
My thoughts exactly, orchid. A great number of things have paled and been put into perspective since Heath's passing; I've found myself without words or even energy for anything having to do with Jake. He's adrift for me. Those latest "date" photos are actually juvenile and obnoxious.
I still believe in Jaustin and I got excited over the reappearance of the ring; I believe there's life after Reeke. I do wonder how Jake means to go on in his life, his future. The very fact that he was willing to enter into this fauxmance...I can't believe that we're all waiting for him to emerge on the other side of such a thing. I'm just a seriously tired TB.
I hear you, bltb. I truly hope jake comes to his senses soon, but think its going on longer than originally planned because a lot of people still doubt its real. I expect this could go on until the fall unfortunately :\
I'm really bummed to hear that, bltb. I love your posts.
bltb, I hope that even though you're a seriously tired tb that you'll still keep coming here, I really enjoy your posts, you really are the best at body language.
^ Aww, thank you. :) I'll always be here and occasionally posting; I'm just not in the trenches like I used to be. Which reminds me, a very belated happy 6 month anniversary, wicked and special! You guys are wonderful and I'm so appreciative of your labour of love.
Thanks, destiny! I'll be here. Let's hope there's some J&A body language to pour over one day soon. Orchid, I refuse to believe it'll go as long as the fall! *flails*. Into the summer I can see and that's unbearable enough. Photo ops on the beach, anyone? Yeah. No.
Where's the Rebellious Jake I asked for?
Jake alone on Dlisted (boy, when was the last time they had a post on Jake) (...)
Sweet. Will have to check that. :)
(((Bltb))). Glad to hear you'll still be visiting.
Before saying good night I just wanted to thank Twicked & the Doggies for their marvelous performance. God knows we needed those laughs!
And now: good night!
Ugh.
http://wiredlady.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-can-die-nowits-ok.html
Frenchy's post doesn't make sense because I deleted mine. I had written about how Dlisted has a post on just Jake, and how it has been eons. I deleted my comment because I mentioned the difference in the number of posts on Dlisted--over 430-- and Just Jared's post on Reeke only has only 81, without having actually read through the comments on Dlisted. Turns out a lot of them do not have anything to do with Jake. Even so, the difference in numbers is striking.
Are you listening PR; give the people what they want and they will come.
from the looks of reeke running and hiding in the car, jake not looking happy, jake not opening her door, miles apart on the street, you get the drift, I have a hard time imagining them canoodling. What the hell is canoodling anyway??
They went to Craft Restaurant, Jake saved $8.00 from not parking valet (he parked on the street) and they left Atti waiting in the car while they ate and 'canoodled'. Sounds like a real winning evening. Yea that's what I thought. Are they totally real and comfortable together like 20 year marrieds, are they friends & buddies, was it a rush obligatory appearence? I dont know anymore.
I can't think of a reason why Atti would have to wait in the car while they went to dinner?
It must be a pain for jake to go out to dinner with the ladies. Natalie is a vegan, Kirsten is not so pretty to watch woofing down her meal (unless you wanna get on a diet fast) and Reese eats baby food. damn Jake, cmon over and we can have big juicy steaks with all the trimmings. AND I'll give you a run for your money biking too. Why is it we never see Reese doing hardcore biking and shit with Jake? They just go on pussy walks. oh sorry its called 'hiking' when you guys do it.
Just looked ay the blog about Craft. the couple is dressed up, man is wearing a button down and a tie, she's in a red silky slinky sexy dress. So if Reeke were there they were in jeans and Jake was in a black and blue plaid flannel lumber shirt with a white tee shirt underneath. Nice.
btw Reese musta heard all the comments about her lugging her big damn purses. No purse with her in the pics. but then again maybe her kids in the car trunk were watching it for her.
I just looked at the latest blogger comment. The fewest words ever spoken re Reeke. I also checked out Dlisted earler in the day when the comments were about 150. Almost none was actually about Jake. They were a running conversation about other stuff. All kinds of stuff. Not sure I ever saw that happen before but I dont spend that much time reading other comments. There is only so much time in the day so OMG, WFT and Jakes Eyelashes come first. Eyelashes used to go 25 -50 pages a day, back in the day. I used to call in sick every so often just to keep up or catch up. Now its one page, two pages a day. Short pages. What a difference a beard makes.
Yeh Lashes is in stuck mode. M, do you ever post there?
Re: Atticus on the date, maybe the dog had to be brought along because he's slightly jealous of a new arrival back home. Dogs often need to be kept separate from small babies until they come to terms with the new pecking order.
Another ringing endorsement for the veracity of Reeke at ONTD.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/20489578.html?page=1#comments
OMG the ONTD comments are LOL:
Forget all the "Why are they hiding?" questions. The most important are;
WTF is Jake carrying around. Is that part of a fucking garden hose?????
Were they robbing ppls yards, is that why there all in black??
I know, wearing all black & running in the streets?
ROTFLMAO
after reading those 2 ONTD pages i had to get a LJ account. finally people who 'get it' [along with the OMGodoters a course.]
*nodding vigorously at m, tom, bltb et al*
Like I said at the top, should have been a get-out somewhere in the contract.
12 Feb, Rufus gig with buds.
13 Feb, doggie date with Reese.
14 Feb ??
15 Feb, Craft with Reese - saved $8!
I'm sorry, but leaving Atticus in car while they dine, which is an hour long exercise at the very least, probably more like two considering this is LA, is just unacceptable.
What, Jake was is such a hurry to be with his Reese that he couldn't have run Atti home before picking her up (more like meeting her in another location so they could arrive at the restaurant together since PR learned that fans noticed there were no pics ever of arriving/departing in the same vehicle) Reese was starving, and she just had to get there in order to stuff her face with Pureed Green Beans and Strained Apricots that Jake rushed to her side without one thought of the four legged friend in the back seat?
Or Jake, while out running a quick errand or retrieving Atti from the doggy day spa, received a call directing him to an emergency bearding moment, required because the believers are fast running away, and nothing says true love like Jake running in one direction and not opening the car door for a face hiding Reese.
Which ever way it went down, Jake was irresponsible to leave his dog, another living being, sitting in the car.
Also, if they truly wished to avoid being caught by flynet AGAIN, wouldn't valet parking been the better option?
Wow, one day with the fam, and holy cow!
I find it really interesting that now the comment count on the pictures of Jake by himself have raised to over to 1000 on Dlisted. Are you listing PR.
Looking anywhere else. No one is buying this. We never did, but it looks like more people who maybe thought they were a couple are moving toward disbelief of the Jeese.
I just love the fact that Jake has one shirt for Reese. Ok, here you go, wear this she likes blue and black and its butchy. You know shirt has lives in a hall closet or in the office, not with the rest of the wardrobe. It is kind of out with Reese, have to suit up.
Is this a new or old picture of Austin?
He looks hot, as always!
Old that is from the premiere for Glory Road.
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