Saturday, May 31, 2008

Tip Off

Well there is definitely one blonde who isn't wanted courtside. And she's a supermodel and former Victoria Secret angel to boot! Celtics fans have no love for Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele. Deemed a jinx fans and the papers asked her to stay home.


Go back to LA for the game? Why? Fly up to Boston. Hey with this many movies in production in it's Hollywood East. You'll feel right at home. Meet up with friends, squeeze in a Sox game, drop by the house on the Vineyard. You can have it all right here. Who has time to fly cross country when you are 2 weeks behind in filming Nailed. Maybe you can ask Tom and sit courtside with him in BankNorth Garden, he'll be stag, Gisele won't make it inside the door. And hey Tommy's the man here in Beantown, sending Leo DiCaprio packing up to the luxury boxes during the Piston's series. And you know, he kind of looks like...

Hey just go and enjoy the game. You can even wear the hat.

True the half fun has gotta be the trash talking between Jake and Chris now, cause you know it started as soon as the game ended last night. No one calling themselves a Celtics or Lakers fan to pass up the opportunity to rag on the other.

Wonder what the wager will be, maybe what the name of the restaurant will be, nah it will be some act of humiliation after being friends for 16 years what else would you do to your best friend? Pick something good Chris and make him stick to the bet. GO CELTICS!


MOVIE CLUB REMINDER:

Next Saturday will be our discussion on our lastest movie selection, Maurice. You still have time to grab a copy and watch Merchant Ivory's beautiful adaptation of E. M. Forrester's novel. A great movie, hope that everyone gets a chance to watch it and join us to discuss.

130 comments:

Special K said...


Nailed production is back on.


“Nailed” is back in production this week in Columbia after its third work union stoppage in a month, but the movie’s producer is facing lawsuits for unpaid bills and loans, a trade publication is reporting. .... Forty-six checks for the “Nailed” production bounced due to insufficient funds, according to the film’s bankers quoted by Variety."

From the previous reports they are 2 weeks behind schedule.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah baby, seems like old times. Celtics v. Lakers. Bring it on! GO CELTICS!!! Whooo-hoooo! And No Jinxes, please, don't tempt fate. ;)

bltb said...

I gotta say, this post feels oh so good. Just to see him with Chris, I'll be beaming.

Anonymous said...

Another House of Usher movie

Special K said...

Who knows if Jake has the time with Nailed behind schedule but he if he got the chance he should go down to Charleston and check out The Spoleto Festival USA. Spoleto is 17 days/nights of performances, artists, music and dance. It started while he was back in LA, but continues through the rest of the week.

Spoleto USA was modeled after and a sister to the original festival in Spoleto Italy.

Friends in Charleston say its a great art showcase

Spoleto Festival USA

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

*Atti talks trash about the Celics*

*Tinky cries like a girl*

Anonymous said...

Anybody think Nailed will really get done?

Anonymous said...

Yes, of course it will.

Anonymous said...

Hope it doesn't. Will serve him right.

Special K said...

Two words are enough
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

It's Gino Time

Anonymous said...

One word is enough
KOBE
KOBE
KOBE
KOBE
KOBE
KOBE

Special K said...

GINO
GINO
GINO
GINO
GINO
GINO

Anonymous said...

Nailed's gonna get done. The shutdowns as DVD extras? LOL

Wicked said...

I'm thinking about a combination of LAPD Blues & Dexter

I could get behind this.

*Tinky cries like a girl*

Tink does not give a shit about basketball! She also does not cry like a girl. She has to get a shot every 25 days at the vet and she carries on like a wolf! They have to muzzle her, she is so bad. Tink likes football and is a die-hard Eagles fan. I will have to post a pic of her in her special Eagles hat.

FYI- I am going to be working on some technical issues on the blog for a while and not doing posts. One of the issues we have is backing up the blog so we do not have the problem of having a server crash and losing everything. We've known we need to do this for a while now and just haven't found the time, because it is so time-consuming. When we saw the post by Danielle earlier this week about losing everything from Austin Nichols Fan, we knew we had to. I will still be doing music and posting comments in the meantime.

destiny said...

I am not much of a basketball fan, and I don't have any preferences team-wise, although being a New Yorker I suppose I should be opposing any Boston teams just on principle. :-)

Anonymous said...

Rees e and Jake at a gymnastics class on Thurs?

in other news- had a good time at gymnastics today. jake gylenhall (spelling??) wasn't there today, but he was there yesterday and reese witherspoon came with him. i think she used to be a gymnast or something- she could do a back handspring and some other stuff. i think that's awesome lol

Why do I have trouble believing Reese can do a back handspring?

Special K said...

Wonder if Jake is taking some classes to get ready for PoP.

Prince of Persia will be using parkour, the gravity-defying street gymnastics.

Special K said...

Another interesting thing I found about PoP.

The script is written by Jordan Mechner , the greater of the game and
"The Day After Tomorrow" screenplay writer Jeffrey Nachmanoff.

Anonymous said...

Thursday? Nailed resumed filming on Thursday.

Anonymous said...

"The Day After Tomorrow" screenplay writer Jeffrey Nachmanoff.

So PoP will have great dialogue, huh? LOL

Anonymous said...

Alot of the scenes are just Jessica. jake diesnt have to be there.

Anonymous said...

Or just Jake. Jake and Jessica play main characters.

destiny said...

I don't believe the latest blog sighting of Reeke. The handspring sounds like the new "tiny". I guess with all the recent photos of Reese we now know why pr likes to use that word.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like BS to me too.

Wonder if Jake is taking some classes to get ready for PoP.

If not already, then for sure later on. In any case, Jake will need professional personal trainer(s) for that.

Special K said...

Thinking about a bare chested very flexible Jakey. : )

Why do I see the Van Damn split written into this script somewhere. LOL

Destiny I'll remember what you said about Boston sports. : )

Anonymous said...

Flexible is the new tiny!!

Anonymous said...

plus 'reese is flexible' feeds the jeesers/babblers fantasys of what reeke does in bed.

Anonymous said...

Babblers have a very vivid imagination if they can imagine Reese being sexy.
LOL!

Anonymous said...

Not that it matters, but why is this LJ sighting of Jake and Reeke at the gym unbelievable? Aren't they friends?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like their bedroom repertoire is quite limited. ;)

Anonymous said...

"plus 'reese is flexible' feeds the jeesers/babblers fantasys of what reeke does in bed."

They don't do those things she "is very conservative and traditional."

In another country or in a plane, doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

Their bodies are so dissimilar, it's either on his lap or against the wall. ;) He get a craving for something different after boredom sets in. ;)

Special K said...

Funny, flexy Jakey makes me think of a someone who can bend almost backwards to achieve great a slalom waterskiing run.

Anonymous said...

yeah like when he wants the dom to drill his bore in him.

Anonymous said...

Wanderingtb,

on Thursday Jake was probably back on the Nailed set. Reese is out of shape. Even if she was fit, why on Earth would she do a back handspring?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't sound like Jake was needed on set Thurday based on the Nailed script I read, the scenes involved Jessica and her family, not Jake's character.

Think he is off until next week where he films his final scenes at the Statehouse and then he's done.

Reese is out of shape but she's a former cheerleader, I can see her doing it, showing off.

See no reason why that LJ would mke up such an odd sighting unless she meant wednesday.

Anonymous said...

its easy cos shes close to the ground anyway. her back handspring is like you or me reaching down to scratch our backs. lol

Anonymous said...

its easy cos shes close to the ground anyway. her back handspring is like you or me reaching down to scratch our backs. lol

Anonymous said...

or should that be reaching down to scratch our butts.

Anonymous said...

Reese is out of shape but she's a former cheerleader, I can see her doing it, showing off.

That was 14 years ago.
I don't think she would risk failing and looking like a fool.

Anonymous said...

big stomach, huge ego, flaring nostrils - perfect for turning handsprings!

Anonymous said...

I don't think she would risk failing and looking like a fool.

I don't either, the entire thing sounds silly to me. I don't believe it.

Anonymous said...

Why would she care about risk looking like a fool? The paps weren't there. And that chick who owns that blog seemed impressed.

Ava goes to gymnastics so I assume mommy was able to show off a bit.

As much as they seem to hang out going to a gymnastic class is right up there with shopping, etc.

Anonymous said...

there's a pic of reese about 8 mos ago at pacific coast news doing a handspring outside in a park. no big deal, prob the only thing she knows how to do and does it all the time to impress people and make them thinks she's in shape. *rolls eyes*

but she couldn't walk a mile for Avon...i will never.forget.that.ever.

Anonymous said...

Why would she care about risk looking like a fool?

You must be joking, right?

Anonymous said...

Yes I remember that pic! Handspring and standing on her head I think, was running and doing excercise in a park.

And she did that for the paps, so in a gym with no paps, no big deal.

Anonymous said...

the babblers are here.....excellent

Anonymous said...

handstand

Anonymous said...

There is nothing pleasurable about looking at Reese.

Anonymous said...

its a wonder she doesnt walk like that all thetime considering the huge ego she has.

ok back to austin and tip offs..i'd like to see his tip get off..

Anonymous said...

...but she couldn't walk a mile for Avon...i will never.forget.that.ever.

Reese Witherspoon is a bad joke.

Special K said...

The commotion of Reeke drowns out so much, I took a few minutes to listen to Jake read the story The Man Who Walked Between the Towers again. Such a sweet little project. It was good to hear him again, just reading something so simple.

Anonymous said...

Yes, he's lovely in that - his voice is very relaxing. I'll have to listen again. :)

Anonymous said...

Ruff! Here's the latest rumor being barked about over at the dog park, from that old puppy trainer/catbox liner, Star magazine:


"Reese Withspoon found out Jake Gyllenhaal's dog Atticus has a huge sweet tooth, but it nearly killed him! Reese recently baked chocolate-chip cookies for Jake, but the minute she left the kitchen, the German Shepherd came in and ate some of them off the counter, a source tells "Star".
"She panicked and called the vet, because chocolate is toxic to dogs," the source says. "Reese knows how much Jake loves this dog. They had to monitor the dog, but it turns out he's fine."


I just knew it, that Cruella DeVille would have it in for him. I've seen this before, the sweet & innocent hand-wringing; meanwhile, blondie has doggie rubbed out! I told him, I said, "Atti, once your owner gets a broad, your days could be numbered, pal." Atti, get outta there while you still can!

Anonymous said...

Another visit to gyllenbabble, boy are you hags lazy!

Anonymous said...

What are you doing here then? Permanent residents at OMG.

Anonymous said...

So the feelings I’ve let myself have recently, while seeing pictures of Jake and Reese gadding about, being all happy and in love, have turned me into someone that I don’t know and that I don’t like at all. That wasn’t me, surely, who enjoyed seeing the pictures of her looking a bit tubby in her bikini. But yes, it was... even tho I felt sorry for her, and I did, there was a tiny part of me that reveled in it... “See, you’re not perfect either, chick!” Only I didn’t say Chick!



But the real truth in those pictures was Jake’s face. As they were walking down the beach to their spot, he was smiling and happy, looking proud and in love. He loves her – or if he doesn’t he’s doing the acting job of the century – and he doesn’t care that she’s not in perfect physical condition... that’s she’s not a skinny rail like Kate Hudson or even just perfectly perfect like Jennifer Anniston. JA doesn’t have kids, KH is years younger... wtfe... he loves her and I bet he thinks she’s perfect.



I can just imagine how they both must’ve felt after seeing the write-ups on the internet. She even made the cover of a magazine as a bad bikini body. She doesn’t look bad... she doesn’t look perfect, yeah she could lose five lbs or do a few sit-ups, but dang...... if that’s the body that we’re dissing, where do the rest of us measure up? How are we supposed to go out in public? Please direct me to the tent swim suits.... ???????????



And as I was sitting in my car with my bag full of garbage magazines, looking at her pictures and feeling so good about them, I began to see myself for how I’d really become, and I hated me. I’d been hating me for a long time – you guys knew that – you’d read it in my comments and stuff – but finally I was able to see it too, and see the reason why.



I don’t even love Jake, not the real guy. I’ve never watched any of his interviews on youtube, I’ve only seen a few of his movies. I read the one article in GQ and thought he came across as pompous at times and strange at others. Real, I guess....



I’m a very mediocre fan at best, and it really shot home to me then, when I was enjoying pictures of his love getting ridiculed in front of the country. What a nice girl I am!!! Yeah! Going to Heaven for sure on that one.



SO......... it made me step back and say..... “Bitch!!! Get a grip!!!!” I have a really nice life. I have a great job, the admiration and love of my friends and coworkers, nice readers who put up with my prima donna bullshit, and a husband who loves/adores me again. Even though he still doesn’t get this part of my life, he accepts it and doesn’t give me grief about it anymore. That’s a big step for a redneck from Mississippi. My dad is dying – slow but sure – and he and my mom need me now. My husband is getting ready to retire and he needs me now. Jake doesn’t know I’m in the world. He’s an actor in a movie that I LOVED and a few hottie boy pictures that have inspired some fun stories. He shouldn’t matter to me any more than that. He has his own life and – if I’m a fan –

http://sienata.livejournal.com/82563.html?page=1#comments

Anonymous said...

When in doubt blame the dog. Atti's gotta be one of the best behaved and mellow dogs.

The story is like the bag Jake had at the beach. Full of shit.

Anonymous said...

And this is relevant to OMG because . . . ?????

Anonymous said...

My comment was for the one above yours, ASPCA. :)

Anonymous said...

ok back to austin and tip offs..i'd like to see his tip get off..

And I like seeing Jake stretch. ; )

Anonymous said...

oh come on, the store is fiction, you know like made up by some bored intern at the Star after seeing pics of Reese and Atticus. Get a grip , Atticus didn't eat a chocolate chip cookie.

BTW: How do you know that the doggie is well behaved?

Anonymous said...

Slash, this whole thing is nothing but PR, you'd never catch an actress looking less than perfect in photo ops unless there was a reason - it's all to make her seem like a regular woman with kids, who doesn't look like a movie star, just like the rest of us. And him the all-American Dad. We're not buying it.

Anonymous said...

dog heels, not startled by crowds, paps, yelling, or flashes, walks with out a leash, comes when called.

Anonymous said...

SHOCK AND AW

Jake Gyllenhaal has a German shepherd named Atticus Finch - yes, after the "To Kill a Mockingbird" character. Moving on, Atticus Finch ate some chocolate-chip cookies Reese Witherspoon had baked and she had the sense to rush him to the vet. Jake is pretty happy he isn't dating Paris Hilton right about now.


This was from a blog called Daily.News, just so you know that Gyllenbabble isn't the oracle at Delphi with the only info.

Anonymous said...

Tell that to sienata, she is familiar to a number of dc forum posters who also post hear. Her J/E slash has been posted on the dc forum. She thinks J&R are real and was ashamed at her response to them, a married 43 year old woman, the profile of a lot of slash writers and BBM fans.

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Anonymous said...

You'll have to try harder than that, Slash, as well as conforming to that profile, I'm not ashamed of my response to them. I don't have to have them forced on me, and I don't have to like them, and I don't have to fall for their line of crap, and I don't have to see their movies. ;)

Anonymous said...

There is no test, there is no failing any ridiculous test. Go back to Babble.

Anonymous said...

Tell that to sienata, she is familiar to a number of dc forum posters who also post hear. Her J/E slash has been posted on the dc forum. She thinks J&R are real and was ashamed at her response to them, a married 43 year old woman, the profile of a lot of slash writers and BBM fans.

And if you checked, then you would know that people posting on OMG have actually read/watched interviews with Jake. Something Sienate has admitted in your very post that she hasn't done.

I think it's safe to say that is the reason why most people her can't stand Reese.
And Jake managing to put on a smile for a photo-op doesn't just erase all the miserable faces he had on in the past when out with Reese.

Anonymous said...

I have to admit, sometimes I read these Reeke stories and I - almost - fall for them, but then I come to my senses. Until we actually hear something from either of them, it's all nothing but rag fodder. A picture can sometimes be made to appear any way at all - just like the photoshop job from the other night. I can't say with any certainty what is really going on from a picture, I can only speculate, and every person will have different thoughts, so until we hear it from the horses' mouths . . .

Anonymous said...

sienta is a familiar voice in bbm fandom, some who post here. Yes she admits to being a passive Jake fan but her reaction to J&R and the bathing suit was the same response here on the Dc and other places.

It was just intersting to read that she recognized how unhealthy it was and how ashamed she was of her reaction. She basiclly said she has a life and Jake could give a rats ass about what we think.

Some in the BBM have no lives, and are still grasping, the lashers thread is really depressing, middle aged posters posting five year old pics of Jake, they are stuck in a time warp.

Anonymous said...

And you're better than them and not sad at all right?

Whatever.

Dogs don't die from eating a few cookies. My German Sheppard mix ate everything and never had a problem. When did chocolate become dog poison?

Anonymous said...

^^I think that's probably true for all of the fandoms anywhere, including the Reeke fandom. Talk about grasping! Ha. I've read Sienata's work and I respect her opinion, she's talking about what she feels. But YOU cannot speak for others, Slashie, unless you have the credentials to back up your diagnosis of unhealthy. Are you Dr. Parnassus, perchance? ;)

The Bad Seed said...

to 'lazy asses' - ever heard of google alerts? uv and flulamp and the rest of the creepy babblers lie in wait for those tidbits and jump on the stories the second they hit the email and post them asap. just cos the omgers dont post the stupid stories right away doesnt mean the stories are 'stolen' from babble *rolls eyes* - it means one] the story is not all that exciting and important and believeable to post and two] we have lives where we dont sit by the computer all day. Thats why some of the omg stuff is posted hours and hours after the google alerts go out. .we don't lie in wait all day for news of reese and jake like creepy uv and flulamp babbler wierdos.

Anonymous said...

sienata was speaking from the heart, she was obviously upset about her reaction and the reaction of some members of jake's quickly declining online fandom.

Glad she realized how sick it is, the obsession. Same thing happened to the LOTR fandom.

I'm not speaking on behalf of her, just read her journal today and now i understand some of her comments.

Seem to have hit a nerve? her profile fits so many here, wft and dc, middle aged, female, white and like writing and reading slash.

Two things threw a monkey wrench into the BBM fsndom/slash: Reese and the death of Heath.

As Jakes online fandom declines all over, the BBM slash fandom has taken a hit due to Heath's death and Jake not responding to it, many just gave up writing about J&H altogehter, they actually started to believe what they were writing IMO, very unhealthy.

Anonymous said...

From Yahoo:

The article explains that chocolate contains theobromine, an alkaloid that dogs can't metabolize quickly. If a dog ingests a large amount of chocolate, the theobromine can build up and reach a toxic level of concentration, leading to cardiac arrest. Different types of chocolate are more harmful than others, and the effects will vary, depending upon the size and weight of the dog. However, it is potentially lethal.

If you know your dog has ingested chocolate (signs of chocolate poisoning include vomiting, diarrhea, excessive urination, a quick heart rate, and rapid breathing) take him to a vet immediately.

The rest of the article reviews some of the other household items that can cause harm to your fuzzy friend. For instance, did you know common plants such as azaleas, rhododendron, and foxglove can all cause heart failure if ingested?

Some other articles dog owners should check out include "Common Household Items Hazardous to Your Dog " from Pet Warehouse, and "Chocolate Poisoning in Dogs," by veterinarian Kevin Fitzgerald.

But why isn't theobromine poisonous to humans? To answer that question, we tried a Yahoo! search on "theobromine," which led us to an article from About.com. There, we learned that humans can break down and excrete theobromine much more efficiently than dogs, rendering it effectively harmless.

Just remember: Chocolate's a tasty treat for humans, but it can be fatal to our four-legged friends.

The Bad Seed said...

chocolate can be toxic if the dog/person is already allergic or has too much but it sounds like another bs pr story, one to show 1. reese lovingly bakes cookies for jake 2. they might be living together 3. her concern the dogs health annd how quick thinking she is.

whats REALLY bad for dogs to eat is grapes but i guess reese and pr didnt want any jokes about her having to perform mouth to mouth.

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Special K said...

Let's just do our thing and to the babblers you have your space to do yours.

Special K said...

Please refrain from name calling at each other or saying they are full of shit.

Anonymous said...

Well, I certainly agree with a lot of what you said in your last post, Slash, but I don't think a lot of writers expect Jake or anyone else to respond to it. We know that celebrities have no idea, nor care, and that's normal and to be expected. For me, it's just an exercise in writing, I don't expect anything to come from it. Most have a disclaimer attached to their stories.

Anonymous said...

Howdy Jack.

Hit a nerve?

Special K said...

Looks like Jack Troll is posting under several names tonight, including Slash, and You sound like an intern at Star

The Bad Seed said...

special k, thank you. :*

i hope your celtics win 1 game. lol

Anonymous said...

oh come on, the story is fiction, you know like made up by some bored intern at the Star after seeing pics of Reese and Atticus.

Painfully boring fiction. So very Reese and Reeke.

Anonymous said...

You can always tell by his phrasing, can't ya? ;)

The Bad Seed said...

GO LAKERS! GO KOBE!
GO AUSTIN! GO JAKE!
GO LAKERS! GO KOBE!
GO AUSTIN! GO JAKE!
GO LAKERS! GO KOBE!
GO AUSTIN! GO JAKE!
GO LAKERS! GO KOBE!
GO AUSTIN! GO JAKE!
GO LAKERS! GO KOBE!
GO AUSTIN! GO JAKE!

Anonymous said...

Spesh and Bad Seed, thanks for interrupting what could have been a continuous loop. Nite! :*

Special K said...

I agree with the
GO AUSTIN! GO JAKE!
Bad Seed but that's it. : )

Anonymous said...

SK I really wanted to reply to that post because it sounded like a new tactic to me.

They have tried everything. Let's review:

First: if you were a real fan of Jake's you would support his choices. That didn't work.

Second: Jake is happy you should at least be happy he's happy even if you're not. That didn't work.

Third: It's real, it's hot, it's love. Get over it. That didn't work AT ALL.

Fourth: Guilt. It's similar to the first go round except now they're going to appeal to the non-compliers overall sense of self worth and common decency. Close your blog and stop making negative comments. This behavior is beneath you and indicates a distinct "lack of life".*

I love the heavy hand of PR at work.

* Gushing comments and the maintenance of lovely fansites is heathly and positive.

Anonymous said...

whats REALLY bad for dogs to eat is grapes but i guess reese and pr didnt want any jokes about her having to perform mouth to mouth.

LOL

Yeh grapes are very dangerous for dogs because they can get stuck in their throat. 'Driving Atticus to the vets' after he ate homebaked chocolate chip cookies [how domestic!] is alot better cleaner PR story than Reese giving icky mouth to muzzle!

Anonymous said...

Couldn't they come up with something better than that? The thought of that beautiful dog being almost made ill is very alarming - I don't even think of the stupid cookies.

Anonymous said...

"Reese Witherspoon found out Jake Gyllenhaal's bf Austin has a huge sweet spot, and it nearly killed him! Reese recently baked accidentally arsenic-laced chocolate-chip cookies for Austin, and the minute she left the dungeon, the Germanic Tall Texan ate some of them off the counter, a source tells "Star".
"She panicked and called her hairdresser, because her roots were showing," the source says. "Reese knows how much Jake loves his bf and she wanted to look good at the funeral." They had to monitor the bf but true to tough genetic roots of his own, turns out he's fine.

Anonymous said...

^^Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Couldn't they come up with something better than that? The thought of that beautiful dog being almost made ill

what else is near and dear to jake's heart that can't talk and call "bullshit"?

frenchy said...

"Reese Witherspoon found out Jake Gyllenhaal's bf Austin has a huge sweet spot, and it nearly killed him! Reese recently baked accidentally arsenic-laced chocolate-chip cookies for Austin, and the minute she left the dungeon, the Germanic Tall Texan ate some of them off the counter, a source tells "Star".
"She panicked and called her hairdresser, because her roots were showing," the source says. "Reese knows how much Jake loves his bf and she wanted to look good at the funeral." They had to monitor the bf but true to tough genetic roots of his own, turns out he's fine.


This one is a real gem! Thank you Alternative! :D :D

Now seriously, just came home and scanned the comments quickly. Is that cookie drama a story that's actually been published? I just can't believe it has...

Anonymous said...

Amusing and cute post from DL:

"In this week's Entertainment Weekly (June 6th), Billy Crystal shares a story about Jake during the filming of "City Slickers."

"'He was always performing,' remembers Crystal. 'He would sing from South Pacific and we'd all go, 'He's gay, he's going to be gay.'"

(It's on page 105."

Anonymous said...

clue that atticus chocolate sttory is prob 98% bs. if you notice in all pap pics of jake with atticus while he's eating at outside restarants or where theres food around, atticus just sits/lies down and doesnt beg. he has no interest in people food so why would he would jump up and eat cookies off a counter? [and why would him and his dog hairs even be inside of reeses house?!!]

The Bad Seed said...

Orchid that's priceless. "'He was always performing,' remembers Crystal. 'He would sing from South Pacific and we'd all go, 'He's gay, he's going to be gay.'" 18 months of reeke and billy blows it all to hell. LOLOL sersly i'm laughing my ass off....ROTFLMAFPIMP

Anonymous said...

loove you frenchy!!

Anonymous said...

I don't know Frenchy, I thought it was just a combination hysterically funny/cringe-worthy and would be good joke fodder, which I see it is! ;) Poor Atticus, I just don't see Reese as an animal loving type, more like an Ewwww! No dogs on the sofa! type. Supposedly the NYDaily News has something on it, tho.

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Anonymous said...

Bad Seed, that post cracked me up too :) I always loved Jake saying on Conan how much he loved show tunes. He's so much more fun when he's being himself!

Special K said...

Of course i hear South Pacific and think of this.

"I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair. And send him on his way."

and have to grin.

Special K said...

Who the anon at 11:44?

Anonymous said...

Oh I love South Pacific - Lately I've been reminded of the lyrics of Honey Bun.

That was a cute post Orchid, he is the best when he's his beautful self.

bltb said...

the alternative! LMFAO! I'm actually cutting and pasting that one. :D Please stay, there's a comfy seat next to Evilyn, lol. ;)

The Atticus story sounds like BS to me, too. As avon pointed out, it covers all the angles (for Reese, of course) all too perfectly. Leave Atti out of it, dammit.

The Bad Seed said...

alternative and me are like sisters. **winks**

Anonymous said...

^^Well, your "sister" is wonderfully funny! That was great. :)

frenchy said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! I just checked the Daily News and it's right there! Oh my, I honestly thought that this Atticus poisoning thing was a joke you guys had been having earlier today! Guess I'm still not cynical enough for this good old world. ;D

I'd go South Pacific too but now I've Gotta Wash That Crap Right Out of My Hairrr.... :D

'nite everybody! :* :*

Anonymous said...

aspca said dog heels, not startled by crowds, paps, yelling, or flashes, walks with out a leash, comes when called.

sounds like jake when he's with reese!

Anonymous said...

I can just picture Jake singing a song from South Pacific. He's mentioned several times that he's fond of show tunes.

PR always reveals it's hand by pushing their made up stories too far. They just wanted to suggest Reese was baking. After reading all the comments it seemed there was more talk about Reese than about Jake. The woman has a way of taking over and making him disappear into thin air.

I watched Maurice today including all the bonus DVD material. Cant wait to discuss it next week. I will probably watch it one more time before then.

london tb said...

Wow, I saw 114 posts and thought there'd been an event :) I'm amazed anyone past the age of six could think the baking story was TRUE :D Come on - little homebody baking, duffer "husband" lets his beloved dog eat the cookie, little homebody to the rescue. It's Dagwood and Blondie :D Hilarious!

Cute story, orchid.

As for the slash diversion, I don't read it but I do read every syllable of the real people's interviews.

london tb said...

Alternative, that was priceless.

Anonymous said...

if that’s the body that we’re dissing, where do the rest of us measure up?

Incredibly well. Sorry, but some of us do have better bodies than Reese.

Tested and failed again

I think you're just mad about the last test we failed, one where we showed very clearly that she's not wearing Jake's clothes.

Anonymous said...

I always loved Jake saying on Conan how much he loved show tunes. He's so much more fun when he's being himself!

How do you know he's himslef when promoting his movies? We don't know him privately, just from film and promotion. No one here knows how he is in real life.

Anonymous said...

Kelly,

are you saying Jake is pretending all the time?

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Anonymous said...

^^^ Can't stay away from OMG, can you? LOL

Anonymous said...

We knew it would be picked up and posted here.

God, you must be bored.

Anonymous said...

Kelly,

are you saying Jake is pretending all the time?


All the time? No! But I doubt he's really all himself while promoting a project. While he's certainly charming, he doesn't come off very natural. He's a show man, which is good for the business he's in anyway.
I don't think any of us here know him personally and how he really is like.

Anonymous said...

You are saying that we never see the real Jake.

No one here ever said or implied to know Jake personally (except trolls).

Anonymous said...

You are saying that we never see the real Jake.

Well of course he doesn't completely transform his personality for interviews etc., but I doubt we see who he really is, fragments of it, things that he wants us to know.

Anonymous said...

That is true for everyone.

We all have many faces. The "me" on my resume is different from the "me" my friends know.

Anonymous said...

That is true for everyone.

We all have many faces. The "me" on my resume is different from the "me" my friends know.


I agree! That's why I said we can't claim "on Conan he was the real Jake". We just can't say that!

Anonymous said...

But we can claim that it was the real Jake as far as we get to see the real Jake.

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Anonymous said...

"But we can claim that it was the real Jake as far as we get to see the real Jake."

Maybe one day one of us here will be lucky enough to get to know Jake personally. I know, I probably won't be that person!