Thursday, July 24, 2008

Point Break

After all this talk about sand, you need a some surf.

While Austin gets his stick wet in the Southern California and maybe in the Gulf of Mexico. His doppleganger seems to like the Costa Rican coast for some surfing. But Tom from Costa Rico doesn't have the same cache does it?

There was no category for Best drama or comedy about Sports at the ESPY Awards or JFC would have been nominated. But as what a drama? A comedy? Best show about surf that never got a chance?Best riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma on a surfboard? Or as Milch's best acid flashback on TV?









Austin or Tom?

There is so much to still figure out about JFC even after the DVD's have come out, before the summer's over, OMG's needs to get a set in.

So once a month OMG tries to tackle Milch's mysto beach moments and work through each episode? Four weeks to recover, analyze and form your own theories on what the heck Milch was doing? Looking at influences to the story, the characters and actors. Looking at the minutia that made up the layered and sometimes muddled story? Favorite lines. Favorite scenes. or just damn, Austin just look good is a fair game in this discussion.

When JFC was on it was always Monday that everyone had the what was that hangover. And it was only the hair of the dog to make it better. So a monthly Monday discussion about our favorite visitor starting in August? What do you think?

And a little challenge.
Where in the world is this point break?

75 comments:

Special K said...

Don't see Jake doing this one with his fear of heights. But Austin oh yeah.

Kiteboarding in MV

destiny said...

As if you couldn't guess, one of my favorite photos of Austin.
I'm defintely in on having a JFC discussion.

Tom does look a lot like Austin, but they carry themselves very differently. Could I tell if it was Tom just from that--no. Could I tell it was Austin just from that--yes, there is something very distinct about his posture and movements.

Special K said...

So who do you think it is Destiny?

Wicked said...

I think that's Tom.

I think a JFC discussion is a great idea. Maybe someone will finally tell me what was going during those 10 episodes!

Anonymous said...

Reese is only the 4th highest paid actress in Hollywood!

destiny said...

I think it's Tom. I suppose you're going to tell me I'm wrong and then I'll be wearing my egg sandwich on my face.

Wicked said...

Fascinating testimony at the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" hearing yesterday

Wicked said...

I've always been an NPH fan, since the days of Doogie Howser. This transcript of an online discussion makes me more of one.

Anonymous said...

^^Unbelieveable that people still think this way in the 21st century. Most every country in the world have militaries where gay men and women can serve openly. Those who want to serve their country should be able to, regardless of race, sexual orientation, gender. I think I watched something on the news about this last night, and public perception has improved greatly over the years (I wish I had the figures) so it's not reflective of views of the general population of this country. :(

Anonymous said...

I love that NPH is going to be on Sesame Street? His bf is very handsome too. :)

Anonymous said...

oops, that was me. ;)

Special K said...

Anyone else want to do the JFC discussion?

Can you imagine doing a mind meld with Milch?

And any guesses on the point break? I will give you one hint. It's not in the US. Come on, OMG gone global why can't are pictures. : )

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say, Agadir? ;)

Anonymous said...

NPH wants to work with David Fincher!

Anonymous said...

And any guesses on the point break?

Morocco?

Anonymous said...

Martina's ex, Nancy Lieberman, signed a 7-day contract with the Detroit Shock at the age of 50. Wow.

Anonymous said...

I will not be able to participate
in the JFC discussion because I
am usually on work on Mondays.
My guess is Morocco.
I saw the US weekly article
yesterday at Wal-Mart. If Jake and
Reese were to marry, I wonder if
Jake will still spend quality time
with his friends. I also wonder if
he will take the occasional fishing trip to Texas on the weekends? I am only joking. It is
getting absolutely disgusting anymore. Why not just say that you
are dating someone and be honest?
I know that Ted says TT and GG
are still together but if the
relationship between them has cooled, do you think that they can
still remain pals?
Whatever happens, I do hope that Jake's and Austin's careers
stay very successful! I also hope
the very best for all of you at
OMG! Take care and have a wonderful weekend!

Anonymous said...

Kacie, take heart. It is maddening &, yeah, that magazine is everywhere. But notice, it IS still everywhere in the racks and plenty of them. 2) If you look at all the pictures of them while in Paris, this cover picture was one of the few, and I mean few, of them that looks like they can tolerate each other anymore. Doesn't it make you wonder? and finally, 3) When Jake starts promoting Brothers, you better believe he is going to be asked about his constant companion these past 9 months (or whatever, however long it's been) and if he finally concedes, sure, I'll accept it. But if the questions aren't allowed or if he hemhaws around again or says they're just good friends, then I will personally be bald & hoarse, because I'll be hollarin and pulling my hair out.

Ha! think I used my bold enough? Sorry about that!On a lunch break @ work, must be stressed. Oh, & I did just go pu a salad @ Wally World and, yup, US Weekly plentiful in the racks.

Anonymous said...

Bummer! JFC discussion on Mondays! I'll catch whoever's still up in the evening.

Would you believe I cannot get a Priscilla around here? Where am I, Mayberry? I have checked the Blockbusters, even a Movie Gallery, and my local library system. The library system has 1 copy in VHS and it had just been checked out. LOL! Maybe there's another OMG'er around here!

I swear....

Special K said...

Do you think we should move the discussion to a Saturday instead?

Anonymous said...

Doubts Michelle is dating Spike

Check this excerpt-

In any event, if I were Star and was trying to sell this as romantic I would have left off the closed mouth thing. Just say she kissed him on the lips and was caressing him. That's the way to sell romance. All you are doing with this description is saying that Spike is a friend. You show me a brand new relationship and then show me a kiss like this and I'll show you a picture of Reese and Jake.

Anonymous said...

^^LOL

Wicked said...

Prairie Girl, you need Netflix!

Anonymous said...

Prairie Girl, you need Netflix

LOL! I know. I think I'm stuck in a timewarp or something.

Anonymous said...

Ryan and Abbie with Deacon and Ava at Magic Mountain yesterday

Anonymous said...

hmmm the "minivan majority" doesn't seem to like these two too much. The Reeke-ing is working like a charm.

Anonymous said...

But Ava and Deacon like them together. To Ryan that's all that matters.

Anonymous said...

if you were a kid what would you choose; magic mountain at home in california or europe where you go to a modern art museum & look at toy boats in a fountain??

Florida Tom said...

Listen up Jake.

Brooklyn: Can you tell us a little about how your decision to be out and proud Hollywood actor? And how your career is different being out as to being closeted. So many actors and actresses face this decision, so I'm wondering if there are significant consequences that make people choose one way or another.

Neil Patrick Harris: I think it's important to stand tall, whoever you are. In any situation. It may alter a career, but if you approach it with dignity, I don't think it'll destroy you. It just makes you dive deeper into the given role...

Don't be afraid of the consequences. Life happens.


I love Neil Patrick Harris. God it would be great if he won an Emmy.

Florida Tom said...

I sent a txt to Wicked today and told her I would love to meet NPH Just so I could shake his hand.

destiny said...

I think a Saturday might be better for JFC. It might take more thought than I can muster on breaks from work.

My guess is Uruguay.

Florida Tom said...

prairie girl said...
and finally, 3) When Jake starts promoting Brothers, you better believe he is going to be asked about his constant companion these past 9 months (or whatever, however long it's been) and if he finally concedes, sure, I'll accept it. But if the questions aren't allowed or if he hemhaws around again or says they're just good friends, then I will personally be bald & hoarse, because I'll be hollarin and pulling my hair out.

ITA Prairie Girl. Time for some simple YES an NO answers from Jake. No more wimpy, waffling, beating around the bush answers. If even he lies the answers will be on record. No more blaming the God Parents.

Just a YES I love reese. Just a Yes me and reese are a couple. Just a NO I am NOT gay. Then I will accept those answers too and move on.

Anonymous said...

So, you think Jake couldn't / wouldn't lie on the record?

london tb said...

Unmistakeably Tom in the pic.

Not expecting any information from Jake about Reese. I think he thinks he has moved on from the whole issue and that Reeke is in and of itself the only explanation he has to give.

Anonymous said...

I think the beach photo is Morocco or maybe as mentioned above Uruguay. It looks nice wherever it is.

Quickly googling where pop is being filmed, it sounds wonderful. I'm always half considering booking a treking holiday in the Atlas mountains, maybe this year is the year!

Anonymous said...

can I also add that as (again) mentioned above, that is one of the best photos of Austin ever. Absolutely gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

is the point break in the uk? mysto beach?

Anonymous said...

It can't be in the UK. 1. the weather is too nice and 2. the beach is too clean.

If it was the UK it would be raining and there'd be plastic bags flying all over the place.

Anonymous said...

omg rite now i'm eating a new reeses candy called reese's whipps. the logo is 'be whipped. be proud.' LOL

Anonymous said...

meg the pic properties say mysto+beach_2007. but maybe sk and wicked are yanking our chains!!

Anonymous said...

'plastic bags flying all over the place.' plastic bags; the official bird of the uk!

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't look proud but he sure looks whipped!

Special K said...

Would most people prefer JFC discussion to be on a Saturday?

Ok ok... I will give up the answers.

Yes Destiny, Wicked and London it is Tom Brady.

And for everyone who guessed the point break is Morocco. Gold Stars for you.

Yeah there is surfing off the coast. You know just in case you someone gets the urge to get their feet wet.

Anonymous said...

I said Agadir in Morocco. Is that right? ;)

Special K said...

The photograph on Surfline just had it listed at Morocco. But looking at other pictures of the coastline of Agadir, you might be right Surfer girl.

Anonymous said...

Sigh. Looks gorgeous. I'd like to think of our guys taking a little break there. :)

Wicked said...

Figured that had to be Tom because it's too bulked up to be Austin.

I think we should do a JFC discussion on a Saturday. Maybe once a month or something? I'll definitely have to re-watch the episodes to prepare. Should we do one episode per discussion?

Special K said...

I wouldn't do more than one episode at a time. There is too much to discuss in just one episode.

That's not to say you can't refer to other episodes.

With movie club usually on the third Sat. of the months we have them.

Would people rather have the first, second or fourth Sat. for JFC discussion?

Special K said...

New from Ted:

Blind Vice, Don't Tempt Me:
Toothy Tile makes it perfectly clear he's 100 percent certain this very column will never reveal his identity. Hmmm. That one is so funny, Toothy. Reminds me I forgot to tell you all that once my divorce comes through, I'll be engaged to the remaining unmarried Bush daughter!

Special K said...

Now the Blind Vice:

OK, was going to do the Blind Vice story on the Academy Award-friendly actress who thinks her cats can read, which is why she has their names written on their separate litter boxes, but that tale simply pales in comparison to Toothy Tile, who’s back and gayer than, like, ever! Dude’s losin’ his recent, overly prissy, shy shit and gettin’ his non-Nellie nerve back on (much to everyone’s surprise, just not mine).

See, ol’ Tooth, our fave partner in sex-in-public crime is being just as brazen, only with words, not his crotch. The pretty boy (man, on occasion) is gleefully telling more than a few gossipy girls—which means boys, natch, in highly exaggerated fagola speak, but then, I’m sure you already knew that, hon-cakes—that he’s quite aware the hunt for his identity is on. And has been for sometime. Says he enjoys it, even. Who wouldn’t, really? Especially if you’re dead certain your identity will never be revealed. Yep, that’s right.

T2 says he’s havin’ such a fab gay ol’ experience of it all because he’s “sure,” as it’s been relayed to this columnist, that the true identity of Mr. Tile will never, ever be discussed by yours truly. Oh, really? Is that so?

Just don’t count on it, bud. What with the myriad lies to the public (I mean, really, you’re as bad about your true sexual persuasion as Cathy Douglas is with her age), you're on thin vice, babe, so watch it

Anonymous said...

WOW.

Anonymous said...

Whoa, Ted seems to be mighty pissed off. He laid off Toothy for a while, but lately seems to have remembered him again. Ted also seems to be targeting Jakey in his last few videos. If Jake is Toothy or somebody else is Toothy, I think that they must have said something really rude to someone about Ted to piss him off this much. Wonder what went down to have Ted so pissy.

Anonymous said...

the checking out of the guy at the fountains in Paris was nervey especialy when it was a obvious Reeke foto shoot. Mabe leaving the gay bar in London sighting was real after all.

Anonymous said...

But didn't Ted out Jake last year when he was in New York City promoting Rendition?

Anonymous said...

But didn't Ted out Jake last year when he was in New York City promoting Rendition?

Anonymous said...

Remember after Jake made his appearence on SNL, Ted said that Toothy knows he's Toothy and is proud of it? This was Jan. '07. Did Ted just say that because of the drag act? People in HW and the people that follow the gossip online has already figured out who TT was going back to June of '05, so who is actually on the hunt for his identity?? The mainstream press? They know but they aren't going to out out him and Ted can't legally so he hides behind a BI, his threats are empty and everyone knows it.

Some that posted on that DL thread said they forwarded the thread to Ted, it wouldn't be the 1st time so I think Ted may have used that but he says he wasn't using his crotch, as in non-sexual, he is bragging that Ted won't/can't out him and he's right. Ted is prolly making reference to the horse pictures.

I bet Ted got e-mails that asked him to out him and this is his response. If he hasn't been outed after all this time when he never will. He is mocking him and Ted is pissed.

Anonymous said...

Ted isn't going to name TT until he leaves E and write a book.

These are the BI's that I like, figured out in minutes: Annette Benning and Warren Beatty'e daughter, Perez got it from transworldnews.com and showhype.com so he didn't out her they did but he gets more hits:


Not So Blind Item
Filed under: Not So Blind Item

What teenage daughter of a superstar couple is living life as a transgender boy????

Now going by the name Stephen, the teen's parents pulled him out of the prestigious Buckley School in Los Angeles and are having him home-schooled to keep him out of the public eye.

Posted: July 24, 2008 at 9:15 am

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Wicked said...

Ted will never out Toothy. I don't really see the point of this empty threat. Guess he's pissed at Jake.

Anonymous said...

Well, count me in kids!

Lately I've been confined to reading my printed copies of the daily posts in batches. I may not be posting but I'm here none the less. I'll really look forward to the discussions on JFC and hope to participate, just need to dedicate some specific time when you guys call for the discussion.

Happy summertime to all of you and thanks as always to Special and Wicked.

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a comment from Ted. I tell you what, it would be enough to make you want to spit. To lead such a double life. To flaunt Reese & her children out & about as a real fairytale, it would make one want to reveal some things. But Ted can't, right? Or he'd open himself up to a lawsuit of some kind? It's nervy. It's aaaaggghh! But I love it. Ted's so cheeky.

What in the heck is a point break? Wasn't that a Keanu Reeves movie? Or Patrick Swayze? I can't remember.

I'll go along with whatever everyone wants to do with JFC. I can't wait to discuss. I really liked it and look forward to watching it again and having some good laughs. Man, Austin looked so good in that one episode, lol, not when he was on the toilet, altho that wasn't bad, but just before when he was waking up on the floor. Holy cow.

destiny said...

Wow, Ted sounds really pissed! I think it is not just what Jake may be saying, but how far he has gone with Reeke. Maybe Ted was willing to cut him some slack because he figured he may've been caught between a rock and a hard place in terms of getting work, but now that he has PoP, he's probably wondering why he's still carrying on like this. IMO what Jake has been doing with Reeke crosses so far over the line that I think an argument can be made in favor of outing him.

And for the hundredth time, there are no legal barriers to outing Jake as gay if it is true; you can only sue someone if it is false. It would be a pretty radical step if Ted outed him, but he wouldn't do it unless he was pretty sure it was true.

I wonder if Ted has heard talk of even larger Reeke lies in the works, and is warning Jake not to go there?

Anonymous said...

Seaweed, that's a cool name. I like that one. Wasn't that the name of one of the main characters in Hairspray?

Know I come down kind of hard on Jakey lately; it's just kind of frustrating. But not easy to stay irritated for long. Not when I see pictures & interviews, videos, etc. of past times and know that somewhere underneath is that adorable guy that was pre-Reese.

Will be kind of in & out for a little while. Niece & nephew are in town for one last fling before school starts. If you hear a big sucking sound, that's my spare time being sucked right out from me! They're worth it, tho. Kids have a way of putting you right in your place!

Anonymous said...

I would think that if Ted were to really out Toothy, he must have some kind of proof hidden away. Alot of people would doubt him and he'd have to put his money where his mouth is.

"I wonder if Ted has heard talk of even larger Reeke lies in the works, and is warning Jake not to go there?"

I would hope that Jake has some kind of self-respect left and wouldn't actually go as far as to marry Reese. If they're body langauge is already screaming that they tolerate each other, imagine if they got married. I think that would finally turn me off to Jake.

Anonymous said...

Maybe its Jake is getting careless. The horse riding, the club in London, who knows what else nobody's saying. He's not worried cause he's golden cause it's Disney. Dares Ted to try.

Anonymous said...

I would hope that Jake has some kind of self-respect left and wouldn't actually go as far as to marry Reese.

Agreed, WAHNS. Actually, I would hope that Reese wouldn't either. I mean, I know that in HW, people get hitched & divorced at the drop of a hat. It really would not make any sense. Business sense? There's no need to beard anymore, is there? Really? To the mainstream, ragbuying public, mission accomplished. To get back at Ryan? Hasn't that ship sailed? Time to move on & find yourself a truelife kindred spirit.

Really, most of the time, they both look like they're drudging through the whole thing. I say Jake maybe better cool it.

And then there's someone like gorgeous Wentworth Miller, who goes around minding his own business, not carrying on with a fake relationship, and someone like Perez Hilton tries to out him. Give Winty a break.

Better hit the hay. Night all! Sweet dreams....

destiny said...

Another thought, maybe Ted's pissed at all the recent pr efforts to paint Reese and her kids as Jake's "family".

Anonymous said...

Maybe its Jake is getting careless. The horse riding, the club in London, who knows what else nobody's saying. He's not worried cause he's golden cause it's Disney. Dares Ted to try."

Maybe there are some scrumptious guys on the Prince of Persia set??

Anonymous said...

Maybe one scrumptious goose on the set.

Anonymous said...

ted said(I mean, really, you’re as bad about your true sexual persuasion as Cathy Douglas is with her age),

who's cathy douglas?

Special K said...

Catherine Zeta-Jones aka Cathy Douglas

Here age has been in dispute for years.

Anonymous said...

tx special! was also had another question about teds columm. ot but what did you think of him saying about lidsey lohan and sam..about how in lesbian relashionships theres always a male/female role? i thought it was really predjudiced for him to say that. he prolly wouldnt like it if people generalized that about male gay couples.

Clarity said...

I would love to have a JFC discussion. I know you guys would be able to answer alot of questions that I have. I personally think a weeknight would be better than on the weekend but its fine with me either way.

That whole "dont ask dont tell" nonsense just makes me angry. Sounds like segregation all over again.

Im glad Ryan took his kids somewhere where they could actually be kids and have fun.

NPH sounds like a great guy. Im starting to like him more and more : )

Wicked said...

And for the hundredth time, there are no legal barriers to outing Jake as gay if it is true; you can only sue someone if it is false.

Do you really believe this, Destiny? The law is made up of what is provable in court, not what is true. If Ted outs Jake, Jake sues, and Ted can't prove that Jake is gay, Ted loses whether it's true or not.

about how in lesbian relashionships theres always a male/female role?

I was shocked to read this from Ted. There are way too many butch/butch and femme/femme lesbian couples in the world for this to be true.

Anonymous said...

"If Ted outs Jake, Jake sues, and Ted can't prove that Jake is gay, Ted loses whether it's true or not."

You're right. That's why I'm sure Ted has a very good lawyer. With the business that he's in, I'm sure Ted checks with his lawyer before he says alot of things. I he were really to out Jake, I'm sure Ted would have something to prove himself right. Also, I don't think Jake would even acknowledge it. If Jake makes a comment on it, it gives it more attention. Guess we'll have to wait and see.