Monday, March 9, 2009

A Little Hairy

Hey hi Jake it's Jen.

I saw the new pictures from PoP. So hot honey!! You know John's all over the internet with his blog and stuff and he sent them to me. So wow babe, you look good. I mean really good. .... Hey do you think you could give me the name of your guy for the parkour thing? .... mix it up you know..... Anyway you look awesome. ..... And I can't believe that you love me that much. Oh Jakey. Can't believe you did The Rachel for the movie. Too cute sweetie. Call me, or txt me and we can grab a little lunch with the boys. Love Ya!




Oh this is just embarassing. How do I even tell her I was going for Lara Croft.



Now for a little OMG business .

Whether it comes in like a lamb or lion, March is here and week already into it and we need to make some plans. And switch it up a little.

This time the JFC discussion before movie club, so we can give people more time to track down the movie.

How about getting back into our JFC discussion on Friday night March 20th into Saturday 21st. Can you believe we haven't had a JFC discussion since November? Where did the time go? We would be discussing Episode 4: His Visit: Day 3.


Wow talking about a week feeling like a year.

OMG Movie Club
So that would make March Movie Club for Friday March 27 and Saturday March 28th And what kind of movie? Should we do a musical, to celebrate the new project? Do we look at something from a director Jake's worked with? Do we do look at a movie of favorite director of Austin's? Do we look at a Southern Gothic story brought to the big screen? Or do we stick with our regular format for this month's club?

Any ideas, suggestions, bring 'em on!!!!





And looking ahead -- OMG wants to take a Virtual Vacation, and with all of you.

We live all over the world, and many of have vacation or holidayed both close and far from home. So start thinking about where you like to take the OMG'ers on little holiday with you. Is it your favorite beach? Is it in the mountains? Somewhere warm and wonderful? Or somewhere a little colder? Could it be your favorite place to visit? Or do you want to share where you live and invite us to discover the beauty in your own backyard. More to come.

75 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Jakey. Can't believe you did The Rachel for the movie.

Ay, Special K is bad!

Anonymous said...

Cute name for a band. ;)

Anonymous said...

Wicked post! but appreciated. :D

Special K said...

All in good fun. You should never take life too seriously.

And as soon as I saw the pictures the muse sprang forth.

Anonymous said...

Cute, I thought I recognized that hair.

Thanks Destiny for the tip on Kitsch. He is definitely on my radar. What a body. And from the interviews I've read, he is a pretty down to earth guy.

Some accused us of posting negative comments about Jake's POP pics on the web. I think I speak for the majority here though that we do not post on other sites. I comment at wft2 and OMG only and at wft2 infrequently at that. I read comments elsewhere, but that's about it. The pictures earned the response on their own merit.

Anonymous said...

It's definately the hair that's putting me off these PoP pictures (the body I've no complaints about). There's something about the length that is just not flattering to Jake's face shape, it sort of accentuates the (slight) horseyness the Gyllenhaal siblings shared (I know most of you will not agree with me so apologies in advance on that point). I'm sure with plenty of computer editing he'll look fabulous in the finished film. Guess now we know why Jake was wearing hats for the past six months.

Wicked said...

I tried to find the lyrics, but didn't have much luck, but it reminds me of the Native Americans being booted out by Europeans.

Music lover, I did too but could not find them. I also played the song over and over and was only able to decipher some of them.

For Movie Club- I kind of like the idea of looking at a movie of a favorite director of Austin's. And no musicals. They just do not work for me!

destiny said...

LOL. The hair really doesn't look good on either one of them.

I post elsewhere on occassion, but to think we're responsible for all of the comments the troll doesn't like is ridiculous; he or she is probably just protecting his or her own behavior on us. And we all know that what the troll finds homophobic and upsetting are not the nasty comments but the ones that say Jake is gay.

destiny said...

protecting=projecting

prairiegirl said...

Well, I know I only comment on 3 places (it's grown by 1): here, WFT2 & LJ. That is it. Too much trouble registering & whatnot. And I just don't have a desire to. But sometimes I like to read all the comments, although alot of times they get to be alot of nonsense and way too much filler/fancy signatures/quotes and whatnot garbo that you've got to weed out just to find the comment that oftentimes turns out to be like 10 words or something.

Man, Special, I never caught on with the 'do. Now that you put them together, they do kind of look alike. Yeah, the length might be a little off. That doesn't bother me so much, though, as the stuff they coated his hair with. Maybe that's what the men did to their hair then? Shoot, I don't even know what period of time this is supposed to take place in.

I was totally entertained reading Towelroad's comments. Most of those guys were totally enamored. I had to check my website address up there again, make sure where I was and not reading BBM slash, lol. There were a few that didn't like the look, but for the most part, uh....they were drooling.

prairiegirl said...

Oh, boy, snow tomorrow. That's a drag, Special. We're maybe going to hit 70 tomorrow and then starting tomorrow night, start the plummet down til we're having lows of like 18 at night. Is that depressing or what?

I will be dogsitting on Mar 20, but thankfully it's the wiener dog house where I can latch onto someone's wireless. Well, hopefully I still can.

I don't even know who Austin's favorite directors are. Maybe I can find that out on Spooky2th's wonderful blog. That thing looks to be a relative archive of everything Austin. The Austin Library, so to speak.

Oh my goodness. I just scrolled up and saw Jayna. Jayna, missed you on that historic day, last Friday. Well, guess it wasn't exactly historic. Just felt like it.

Destiny, my sister is going to be in your neck of the woods the weekend after I'm in Boston. We were going to be gone the same weekend, but they postponed her trip by a week. She's going to be seeing a couple of Broadway shows. Maybe I'll have her shout out to you from a cab while she's there! Am I maybe going to get to meet you & your GF on one of my trips, huh???

Okay, well, gonna check out a couple other things & will bid adieu here. Blue Bunny Key Lime Pie yogurt was on the menu today. Always good.

Special K said...

Austin's favorite directors:

John Ford

Sam Fuller

Hal Ashby

destiny said...

I love all those directors and would happily watch anything from them. People often think of Ford as just a director of great westerns, but a lot of his films also dealt with social issues, just like Fuller and Ashby.

Anonymous said...

Jake’s Secure Sexuality Poll: The Results!

You guys simply must have big-chinned, dreamy-eyed babies on the brain. Your dedication to keep Gyllenspoon alive showed in our poll results, since your fave way for Jakey-poo to show the world he's secure in his sexuality was to walk his Wither-hon down the aisle—in a ceremony planned by himself, no less!

Is it too late to add choice E: bike ride with his best male bud for all to gawk at? That certainly takes more guts than saying I do to your conveniently arranged arm candy, doncha think?

The Awful Truth

Special K said...

Well it looks like Ted is saying that Jake flipped the finger about the 'Spoon with his bike ride.

Keep it up Jake - show them who the real deal is. And you never looked happier than with Austin.

Anonymous said...

Hi Everyone ,

Hope you have a good day , mine is almost finished and was rainy halas!
Well this post is fun and I needed a good laught today.

Like I am in my "honour to Austin" period, I wouldn't say no for discover his taste in directors and movies! I don't really know him , how could I, but he seems witty and open minded! In short an interesting guy lol

Anonymous said...

Keep it up Jake - show them who the real deal is. And you never looked happier than with Austin. :)

I wish HW would get that we love Jake no matter his sexuality, and Austin too. They don't need to hide it, it's beautiful.

Special K said...

Jordan Mechner, the Prince of Persia game creator, is involved in the film, but says fans of the series shouldn't expect an exact translation from game to film.

"If I'd tried to adapt the game's storyline beat for beat into a screenplay, we would have wound up with a 'B'-level survival-horror movie about a warrior prince who spends most of his time fighting off ravaging, zombie-like sand creatures -- basically, Resident Evil in the desert," Mechner says in a previous GameDaily interview. "You might make a good movie from that, but it definitely wouldn't be a Disney-Bruckheimer 'A'-level summer blockbuster."

Mechner says he, instead, worked on turning the game into "an epic, swashbuckling, action-adventure movie in the tradition of Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Mask of Zorro, and Pirates of the Caribbean."

Game Daily

destiny said...

That was a great way for Ted to work in the mention of J&A biking.

Anonymous said...

Ted also worked in "conveniently arranged arm candy". I'd like to see him do a poll of who do most prefer - Jake with Reese or Jake with Austin, but I know the Jake is straight crowd would just stuff the ballot box so no point. I am glad to see that Ted acknowledged the bike ride.

Anonymous said...

sorry that was me at 3:57, lost my name when I scrolled.

Special K said...

Two non -westerns of John Ford's that I like.

How Green Was My Valley

The Grapes of Wrath


His Westerns

The Searchers

The Man who Shot Liberty Valance

Anonymous said...

ok guy, check out the latest blind item on crazy days and nights.

it has to be jake

all the comments guess Jake and all says he should choose Austin. Who would disagree.

Anonymous said...

"needs to get off the internet said..."

How can I when you post stuff like that? :D

Anonymous said...

^Today's Blind Items

Uh oh. It's decision time. What will our A-/B+ movie actor do? Will he choose the barely a celebrity friend or will he choose his A list actress friend? While the barely a celebrity celebrity friend doesn't mind sharing, it seems that our A list actress does. She doesn't want the bad publicity that the barely a celebrity friend brings and have it damage her A list career or squeaky clean image. Oh, and she especially doesn't want to have to answer questions or be ridiculed if certain pictures ever see the light of day.

Florida Tom said...

Wow Jake must be feeling the pressure. Damn I just wish he would get it over with. Screw Disney. I have got to say if I see reeke again and I know I probably will I will be devastated. That 2 yr nightmare needs to be over for Jake and the fans who really love him.

Anonymous said...

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This actor has long been a target of speculation about his sexuality. Although he’s had several girlfriends, everyone is generally convinced he is G-A-Y! We have some information that makes us sure that he isn’t. He is indeed very straight. But perhaps his girlfriend should be less concerned about being in public to make him appear straight and pay better attention to his phone bills and who he’s calling for a little kinky conversation. He’s not calling men, if that’s what you’re thinking. (BuzzFoto)


Ja-Ja-Ja-Jakey? I almost couldn't write it. You know Reese's pr whores wrote that shit!

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

I'm a little confused. How is putting out there that Jake spends his down time wanking via Verizon aiding in the doomed from the start Jake is Straight campaign?

Makes him look like a sleaziod and Reese like the one with the terminally crossed legs.

If this DID come (sorry!) from The General's PR, it's no doubt retaliation for the biking pics, which leans towards the Jake on his own idea.

Anonymous said...

Well I would rather hear it was Austin putting his foot down, not Reese. But if Jake chooses Reese (fame and career) over Austin (the one he loves), then he deserves all the bad karma that will ensue. There is only one choice that will allow Jake to hold his head up and look himslef in the mirror for the rest of his life and that is being "out" and with Austin. Interesting though that it's implied Austin does not mind sharing. It had to come to a head sooner or later.

Special K said...

I'm a little confused. How is putting out there that Jake spends his down time wanking via Verizon aiding in the doomed from the start Jake is Straight campaign?

Makes him look like a sleaziod and Reese like the one with the terminally crossed legs.


Just my thought.

Reese could get back at Jake and walk away from it without losing face, since she was a beard.

It does make Jake look bad, but straight, giving her the "high road" she likes so much.

Anonymous said...

I can't really see how Reese would think the Buzzphoto BI is any help to her (and it is all about her isn't it?) It makes Reese look either frigid or not fulfilling Jake sexually. I tend to think this one is farther down the Hollywood hierarchy than Reese and Jake.

Buzzphoto will be revealing this one on Friday.

PS the Entertainment Lawyer one sounds more like speculation from a photo-op.

destiny said...

I don't think that Ent. Lawyer item sounds like our trio. The facts, such as they are, don't make sense. They don't call him Fakey and Shakey for nothing when it comes to his blind items.

Anonymous said...

Heres the real juice forget Jake and Rees and Austin. I dreamed about destiny last night LOL. She was beautiful with long legs and long dark brown-black hair in an flowing acqua long dress. I needed to put on a new suit and the 3 dressing rooms in the store were full so I went back to my bedroom to put it on. I dreamed destiny was there lying like a mermaid on my bed and I got out more pillows for her to be comfortable while I went in my bathroom and tried on my clothes. Then after that I was in a secret backyard trrying to put some wild baby bobcats back into their wire cage. WTF? Must be somthing I ate. But destiny you looked great!

Anonymous said...

Also funny destiny is how you were waiting on my bed but I ran in the bathroom to change clothes LOL

E.V. tb said...

On the movie topic, I watched "Donnie Darko" again. I realized that Patrick Swayze and Beth Grant not only appeared in D.D., but also co-starred in a movie four years prior to this appearance. "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar".

Special K said...

Cool catch E.V.

Speaking of movies - any more suggestions or themes you like to explore?

Anonymous said...

Beth Grant in almost everything. I thot shw was also in another Jake movie?

Special K said...

She was in House of Usher with Austin.

I have to say that I loved her as Sissy Hickey in Sordid Lives.

Anonymous said...

Anyone getting a blank blog page here? I can see comments in this small comment box but the blog page not showing up. Other pages ok just not todays.

Anonymous said...

Keep in mind that the Reese machine had no issues with casting the father of her children as an unrepentant sleazebag and herself as the long suffering wife. They all know the real story and tore him up anyway. Now he has joint legal and physical custody and she has to deal with him constantly. You would think she would change tactics.

Two years ago when I showed up here it was to warn the Jake fans that when she got done with him (which she isn't so don't get your hopes too far up) she would tear him apart on the way out the door. He will lose the game. He just will. Although I see no end until after PoP comes out. Unless of course something else comes her way or he dumps her.

Wicked said...

Anyone getting a blank blog page here?

I can see it fine in both Firefox and IE.

Anonymous said...

or he dumps her

Jake? PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEE!!!

Anonymous said...

Now it works. btw did you just add the vaction part or something to the post? Maybe thats why it was out of order. I noticed blogger doing it on other blogs like wft2 too. Maybe they're working on something.

Special K said...

I'm getting the page, to show up, I'm using Firefox. Anyone else having problems with the page? And what browser are you using if you do?


One observation about OTH I just noticed. James Van Der Beek who plays the douchebag director first name is Reese. Reese Dixon.

Come on that can't be a coincidence.

Anonymous said...

:)

Special K said...

Whoops. My Bad. Sorry Van Der Beek does play Reese. Reese Mason, but originally his name was supposed to be called Dixon.

I wonder why they changed the name? ; )

Thanks Mason.

prairiegirl said...

I've been taking a break tonight. Honestly? I'm so worn out and emotionally brain fried from reading analyzation after analyzation of the bike pics, the BI's, the reason behind PoP pics escape, and anything Ted says I could about spit now.

I've been escaping just watching my DWTS show and catching up on emails. I can handle musings and ponderings & as you know love to do it myself, but I really don't think one set of Jaustin biking pics is going to signal the end of Reeke or one BI is going to reveal that Austin approves of the bearding, Reese is 100% responsible for Reeke, Jake is facing a Reese or Austin decision right now, or is going to solve world peace or the U.S's economic situation.

Either I'm not bothered as much anymore by the idea of more periodic Reeke photo ops, still feeling honeymoonish over the biking pics , just not wanting to deal with thinking about it tonight or for maybe a whole week, or I'm just crabby from a ragged 1st day back at work.

Either way, it seems to be too much for me today, I guess.

Everyone have a great night and Elinor, you're probably going to be getting up to greet the sun by about the time I'm hitting the hay.

Sweet dreams!

Special K said...

PG
Re-entry is hell.
Sending you good thoughts.

Elinor
Before I forget, thanks idea of another Out Spotlight, with your mention of the dancer yesterday.

Anonymous said...

"Dixon" haha

"Mason" Mace?

destiny said...

I don't know whether to blush or laugh at that dream Chris.

I noticed that about the director on OTH being named Reese and I think I even mentioned it. The first time I remember hearing a first name was in the same episode as the campy scene with all the shirtless guys auditioning. As I recall the name was said in a contemptuous manner by maybe even Austin. I do not think that name choice was a coincidence either.

I've been crazy at work so I haven't had time to think about specific film suggestions. Maybe later this week.

Anonymous said...

Well here is something to cheer every one up. New Austin blog on the southerngothic site. He talks about driving around while trying to make it to 3 auditions in one day. Has to change clothes in the car and realizes he is not wearing any underwear. I kid you not.

Special K said...

I noticed that about the director on OTH being named Reese and I think I even mentioned it. The first time I remember hearing a first name was in the same episode as the campy scene with all the shirtless guys auditioning.

Sorry I forgot you did Destiny. My bad. They were reruning that episode today and I found myself laughting.

New episodes of OTH the next two weeks!

Anonymous said...

Nothing happened desiny! Funny we never met and I never seen you but there you are on my bed. Pics of Jake and Austin everywhere but I don't dream of them. the mind how it works. haaahaha

Special K said...

Well here is something to cheer every one up. New Austin blog on the southerngothic site. He talks about driving around while trying to make it to 3 auditions in one day. Has to change clothes in the car and realizes he is not wearing any underwear. I kid you not

Thanks M! That is classic. A must read.

Anonymous said...

Have to agree, the more I think about ent lawyers BV, the less I think it is Jake. The internet already knows Jake is gay and Reese is a beard. Too late to shut the barn door. The horses are long gone. Has to be another couple, not as well known, for it to be a secret that the boyfriend is gay. The she must be young too, to think that asking the boyfriend to choose will make him not gay.

Anonymous said...

Austin: "Nudist. Exhibitionist."

Is it any wonder why he and Jake get along?!

Anonymous said...

"I look to my right. Two girls in a Prius. Both in stitches. Chuckling like hyenas."

In the bike pics Austin's driving an SUV. For these girls to see him naked from a Prius he had to be in a shorter profile car. A Camry perhaps?


What bothers me is "They gave me a farewell honk. I wish I could meet them. They were cute." but probably means nothing. Right?

Special K said...

In the bike pics Austin's driving an SUV. For these girls to see him naked from a Prius he had to be in a shorter profile car. A Camry perhaps?

Didn't Jake buy two of the same cars - were they Camrys or Priuses,. does anyone remember?

Anonymous said...

I didn't read too much into that comment about the girls. I think he is very social and likes people, females included. Does not mean he wants to f--k them. He is another one that never seemed to have a date since the breakup with the high school sweetheart around the time he and Jake became a couple.

He did say nudist and I think Jake has alluded to liking to take his clothes off frequently as well. I focused on that image, right after the no underwear.

Anonymous said...

Yes, pretty sure it was 2 camrys.

Anonymous said...

Jake has not given up his favorite thing

Anonymous said...

Gah I just noticed the bike pics where Jake is on his phone and Austin has his head down where we can't see his face. Jake was probably making his planned-in-advance CYA call to his agent about being "papped" and Austin was probably laughing while a friend was snapping the pictures.

Anonymous said...

Happy four year Toothy anniversary! :D

prairiegirl said...

Good morning! Gotta go, gotta go, to the ugly bug show, gotta go, gotta go...

Gotta go in early today. Had a quick read of Austin's blog post & had to grin I don't know how many times. That guy is something else. He is funny. I'll have to read again, though because I had to read so fast. Hopefully at lunch take a look at his fave directors' movies.

Everyone have a great day. Supposed to rain again today and then turn cold. Sure hope I get to walk today. Leslie Sansone yesterday just didn't adequately cut it. Okay, the ol' toothbrush is calling!

I thought the day of the biking pics was some other kind of TT anniversary. What is this one, Mar 10th?

Anonymous said...

Mar 10th 2005 = first Toothy Tile blind item

Wicked said...

The best part of Austin's new blog post-

Meter Maid
If you think you're gettin out of this, you are sorely
mistak... Wait a minute... Were you in The Day After Tomorrow?


I'M GONNA LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING!


:)

Anonymous said...

Bonjour Everyone!

I wish you a great day.

Austin seems a really cool guy , smart and funny.
He is very proud and so happy of his new role no ? I wish him the best and a lot of success.

I hardly know the Tv Show "OTH", In France the title is "Brothers Scott" lol, It's diffused on Saturday afternoon and I have to admit ( shame on me) , I never really pay attention to it, BUT now I know Austin is in "guest star" I am looking foward to see him.

A Strange thing happen to me yesterdays while I was singing ( at least I try lol ) in the little choir of my village,suddenly i imagined a remake of Bodyguard with ours boys! Austy was the bodyguard of course lol like say Special k he seems so protective with his love, well it was pretty exciting! No need to add I wasn't in the mood to sing right lol, too busy elsewhere.


"Elinor
Before I forget, thanks idea of another Out Spotlight, with your mention of the dancer yesterday."


Oh about Maurice Bejart ????
A great artist.

destiny said...

I don't know what to make of the comment about the two girls. Playing the ambiguity card perhaps since we also have what is one of my favorite passages:

I drift back to unexpected driving nudity.
What would have happened if I was driving through
West Hollywood when I had to switch trousers?

Brilliant!



I do think the entire piece is very well written.

Special, I just mentioned the bit about OTH because I remember being a bit surprised at the time that no one else reacted to the comment about Reese's name, although I think several did talk about how campy the one scene was. That whole episode just felt to me like they were playing with things from Austin's real life.

destiny said...

Regarding the passage I like, I also think it's "brilliant" the way Austin uses the brilliant line. A casual reader might think that refers to the next part about finding a parking space. But if you look at the whole structure of the story, in what comes before that part the single lines refer to the preceeding paragraph. After finding the parking space, the single lines like that refer to the subsequent paragraph. I think brilliant refers to both the Weho thought and finding the parking space.

Anonymous said...

Well here is something to cheer every one up. New Austin blog on the southerngothic site. He talks about driving around while trying to make it to 3 auditions in one day. Has to change clothes in the car and realizes he is not wearing any underwear. I kid you not.

m.... thanks for that, it will fuel my thoughts for the rest of this day and into the night.

Cheers... S.

Stubborn TB said...

Regarding the passage I like, I also think it's "brilliant" the way Austin uses the brilliant line. A casual reader might think that refers to the next part about finding a parking space. But if you look at the whole structure of the story, in what comes before that part the single lines refer to the preceeding paragraph. After finding the parking space, the single lines like that refer to the subsequent paragraph. I think brilliant refers to both the Weho thought and finding the parking space.

I immediately thought the "brilliant" belonged to the part about WeHo. Only now that you point it out do I realize it would fit with what comes after it was well.
How very Jake-like of Austin ;)

Anonymous said...

"How very Jake-like"

Yes Jake has a way with words! There's a term for it, it's called Gyllenbab........... oh crap I used to love that word so much for Jake's funky whirly ADD "What the fuck did he just say?" Jake-speak. Too bad it's now forever tainted and tarnished. :(

Wicked said...

Interesting stats on how states' consumption of online pornography correlates with their social views

Check out this excerpt-

And there does seem to be something to the idea that states with dense populations of social conservatives are also heavy porn-using states. In the 27 states that have laws banning gay marriage, there were 11 percent more porn buyers than in states without such a ban, the study found. And in states where most residents agreed in a separate study that "I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage," people bought considerably more subscriptions per capita than in states where most people disagreed with that statement.

Stubborn TB said...

Yes Jake has a way with words! There's a term for it, it's called Gyllenbab........... oh crap I used to love that word so much for Jake's funky whirly ADD "What the fuck did he just say?" Jake-speak.

Like the one Special reminded me of a few days ago: "My teeth are itchy, my teeth are itchy?"
Okay then, Jake...

I love it when he does that though. You sit there going "What the fuck?!?" and laugh at the same time.

Anonymous said...

What a great idea. Jake and Austin in The Bodyguard. Actually someone recently started an AU slash story with a similar theme, but it's one of those where weeks pass before a new chapter appears. May never see another one. I like the idea though.