Saturday, January 9, 2010

Hung Jury to Legal Eagle?

A little more rewind today. Sometimes hindsight is more than 20/20.

Remember this about Jake and jury duty last January?

"While inside the courtroom, Jake was allowed to go through voir dire (the juror questioning process) in a private room." TMZ.com



Did you ever think the the reason he wanted the private interview, was because of this:


August 11, 2005

....Toothy Tile, on the other orgasmic hand, does mind. Or maybe not? Hmmm.

As any reader of this filthy column knows damn well by now, our boy Tooth--much like Seymour, above--likes taking chances. He does it in the parking garages of Hell-Ay's more bourgeois shopping centers. On restaurant balconies--hell, wherever there's a chance of getting caught.

Just like he did last weekend. Parking lot right off the Strip. T.T. and his b-f (for whom, I'm told, Toothy has considered very heavily coming out of the proverbial media closet) were "hard-core" doing the diddly, say their concerned amigos.

Only problem was, a security cop called the real coppers, who hand-slapped T.T. something good. Alas, somebody's somebody called the head somebody at the police station, and the whole thing got covered up--just like most of the fun stuff does in this ass-greasing enclave.


They may have made the call to get them sprung and keep everything on the QT but in open court answering you got to tell the truth if you have ever been arrested and saying yes could have rocked more than the bench especially if you have to explain what you were doing.

He despite looking like he was in the rough, he might have ended up getting an eagle out of it.

27 comments:

Special K said...

Interesting about Ted's timing with the expanding family, since BT2 should be a year old right about now. I wonder if they want one more and want them all close together in age.

And on the football front, you know its all about the Pats baby!

And I gotta cheers for the Eagles this round. But if they meet the Pats in the Superbowl, it's the Pats all the way.

Stubborn TB said...

I wonder if the "in many ways" part of Teds comment was meant location-wise.
As in they expanded to the east-coast.

Special K said...

I didn't think of that Stubborn. Good catch.

ab said...

Regarding Adam Lambert's comment on his album cover... was he drunk? Because everybody knew Boy George was gay and David Bowie was not straight! It is just that, in their case, they were indeed doing something new, backed by incredible talent. Not sure I can say the same about Adam.

Canadian said...

Well maybe it is more about jakes mom and dad seperating (making the family bigger, especially if they are going to start dating new people), Austins sister giving birth...maybe pregnant? Maybe Maggie is thinking of another one. Family can grow in many many ways.

orchid said...

Hi guys, delurking to reply to ab's comment about Adam Lambert. I'm sick of people picking apart everything Adam does - he's either too gay or not gay enough. I much prefer to admire his courage, intelligence and incredible talent. And I agree with him that people are threatened because he's an out gay man not afraid of being just as expressive of his sexuality as straight artists are. I'm sure Destiny will back me up on this, lol :)

As far as Jake is concerned, I'm glad the Reese phase is over and hope the next year is good for him - 28 is usually quite a turning point in people's lives.

Trivia moment: Jake is 28, Adam turns 28 in a couple weeks. Jake and Adam are both Jewish. And what's the third thing they have in common ;)

norwegian girl said...

hi orchid, good to see you:)sorry to correct you, but jake is 29 now.
i think adam is brave, and i like him like you do:)
for me, i don`t know much about him, but he`s out. that is brave itselfs.

destiny said...

Hi Orchid. You're right, I totally agree with you about Adam. Adam by living his life openly and honestly, and doing things only straight men or men in the closet have done, is doing more for gay rights than all the closeted stars rolled into one, no matter how much they may spout about gay issues.

destiny said...

I think you're right Stubborn about geography, and it would tie into what Ted said earlier about East Coast loving and reinforce that J&A are Toothy and Goose.

m said...

Amazing that the Baby Tile comment showed up today after we only just talked about it. Not sure exactly what Ted is getting at re the expansion either, but the number of people involved in the bearding grew during the last year. Maybe the people helping take care of the baby, or babies, if there are indeed 2 of them grew as well. Or maybe Jake and Austin are planning yet another now that this ridiculous bearding fiasco is over. Whatever it means, I think we will learn more details over the coming weeks and months.

Florida Tom said...

Oh m dont go there with a 3rd.. Spesh wont be able to handle it. Maybe they want a girl. They will call her Spesh Stubborn Gyllenhaal.


Eagles:-(

Jets:-) for Destiny.

We will see how the Pats do soon

I am ready for Pitchers and Catchers.

orchid said...

Hey everyone...good to see you all too :)

Thanks for the age correction, don't know how I lost a year...

Yeah Adam is a very brave guy, and I really hope that courage is rewarded with a long successful career. Show the bigwigs that the times are a changing...

prairiegirl said...

Hey Tom, my sister & I were watching TV last night and just before the tube went out, we saw a score on the Eagles game and my sister said "Aw, poor Tom..."

LOL! You even had my sister's sympathy, buddy!!

pics said...

hollywoodtv: Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, Sean Penn and Producer Michael Mann are at Chateau Marmont 8221 West Sunset Boulevard Los Angeles, CA 9004

Jake & Dior Cocktails For Marion Cotillard and 'Nine'

Cocktails said...

Jan 9, 2010

Alexander Skarsgard
Harry Dean Stanton
Harry Hamlin
Jacqueline Bisset
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jennifer Meyer Maguire
Jim Sheridan
Lisa Rinna
Marc Platt
Marion Cotillard
Martin Landau
Michael Mann
Ron Yerxa
Sean Penn
Stephen Dorff
Tobey Maguire

WireImage - Dior Cocktails For Marion Cotillard And "Nine"

Florida Tom said...

prairiegirl said...
Hey Tom, my sister & I were watching TV last night and just before the tube went out, we saw a score on the Eagles game and my sister said "Aw, poor Tom..."

LOL! You even had my sister's sympathy, buddy!!


It was bad PG. Dallas kicked their butts.

I think Ted is talking about geography in that letter also.

Florida Tom said...

Ive got a feeling Jake didnt say long at that cocktail party. It doesnt look like he has anything on under his coat except a dirty old gray teeshirt.

Florida Tom said...

Plus wow I hate saying this but Jake looks so much older in the last couple years. Not sure why. Maybe its just that he has his Moms genes. She looks a lot older than her age.

old said...

If you go to wireimages, most of the other guys there are dressed the same way except for Tobey.

He looks bored and yes old. He is not aging well, his sister looks older than she is too.

Florida Tom said...

I agree old after looking at all the pics that most of the guys were pretty casually dressed.

Cocktails said...

That's just a bad picture of tired Jake.

Wireimage said...

Even Sean Penn and Tobey look better than Jake does in those shots. Was he ill?

Florida Tom said...
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Florida Tom said...

I hate when we talk about this but darn he does look bad in that pic. Whether he is tired, a little tipsy, or just not aging well is hard to tell. But Jake sure has lost the boyish pretty boy look that he had had just a few short years ago. I think the best and the cutest I have seen him lately was in the Sesame Street video. That was the Jake I remember from not so long ago.

prairiegirl said...

He just looks tired to me. Like someone who was up too late the previous night and maybe had to get up early the next morning.

Like I do!! LOLLLL

That full beard doesn't help. Beards age a guy 5-10 yrs, in my opinion.

Because like you said, Tom, you look at him in the Sesame Street pictures and he looks totally different. He also looks very, very good in some of those Q & A pictures; still very young. He still has that boyish face.

But here, he looks like a tired guy. Who knows, maybe someone had nightmares the night before or was sicky.

My big buddy at work, he has 4 kids and I swear, he's always crying about not getting good sleep because of something or other and it always has to do with one of his kids. The cat went into the baby's room and wouldn't stay out. Someone was sick. Someone had a nightmare. LOL, man, it's always something. If it's not them, it's his wife.

Geez, I cause myself not to get any sleep; I can't imagine if I was married and/or had kids. I'd be a walking zombie.

I have got to stay off of here. My mom's coming over in about 40 min. and this place is trashed. I can't have her thinking she raised a couple of bum-ettes.

destiny said...

Sorry about the Eagles Tom. Not a Dallas fan, so I was sorry to see them win.

Jets looked great! Not sure they can go any further, but things are finally looking up for us Jets fans.

just saying said...

He looks tired and sad!