Monday, January 3, 2011

On the House

All I wanted for Christmas was a Dr. House action figure. Curses, foiled again. -AUS10

Don't worry there are plenty of other super cool action figures for you.

Maybe Egon?



Or how about Dr. Zaius or Doc from the Love Boat?

There's Sarge or Cleetus

Some Ice Ice baby?

Or maybe an ice cold ..
If she can do the 'fro he can do the dress



Warning these may be too super cool for you:




Funny thought one of Christmas' hottest toys is what you would real want, must be Jake who goes for Bigfoot.
You're probably more into:

46 comments:

AUS10 said...

I am looking for a teacher to teach me the ways of The Force. Preferably a Jedi. Where should I start? Craigslist?
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

OwlGirl said...

Great song. Gets better with age.

Special K said...

Thought this was interesting, the article is about Elton & David's surrogacy, but would applicable for Jake and Austin.

Lawyer Andy Vorzimer, who handled the paperwork for Sir Elton, said the couple chose to have their baby in California because it is the only place in the world where a couple taking a surrogate baby can be considered its legal parents before it is born. He said: ‘Once a judge signs a judgment, the baby is the legal child of the intended parents even though it is still in the womb of the surrogate. In the case of a celebrity being involved, all paperwork is sealed by the judge to protect the identity of both the child and the surrogate.’

Towleroad

prairiegirl said...

Interesting, Special. Yep, I could see where that would definitely be in Austin & Jake's favor.

Total secrecy. Seems to be what Jake's certainly all about, isn't it?



OwlGirl, where in the heck have you been? Happy holidays to you!!

prairiegirl said...

Heads Up Alert!!!

Does this sound familiar? Posted today on ol' Soapy's Twitter:


I'm almost hoping the hacker posts my family's xmas photos that they stole from my mother... Fresh evidence is key. And karma is a bitch :) about 1 hour ago via Echofon

This follows a post made yesterday, 1/2:

Dear Hacker, who broke into my MOTHER'S email acct. I'm angry, but also sorry for you. Hope you find your way soon, and do something worthy. about 7 hours ago via Echofon

First of all, have you ever seen someone who's had so many of their own, their friends', their co-workers', and now their family's email accounts hacked into? Amazing, isn't it? These are all followed by leaked photos.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

prairiegirl said...

So if pictures surface post-holiday of her and her faux boyfriend Austin, we'll know how they came to be "leaked" onto Fanpop. Courtesy of her mom's hacker.

Yeah, right, Soap.

You know, maybe you need to spend a little money on your internet security and also question why so many hackers are interested in you and those around you.

What are the odds of this? What are the odds of someone even knowing her mother's name and knowing her provider? And have you ever seen someone who has so many private photos stored in their emails? In their Pictures on their computer, yes, but their email??? I know that's where I keep all of my private photos!! Heck yeah!

lol. Man, Soap. Get real, sit down and get real again.

Geez.

destiny said...

I suppose they all use their real names, making it soooo much easier to hack.

Special K said...

Maybe Jake was jonesing for some of those deviled eggs too:

bruce_wayne14
Jake Gyllenhaal a table away. Hot Australian women next to us. Great food. Gotta love The Spotted Pig. about 1 hour ago via ƜberTwitter

prairiegirl said...

Oh my dog. You reckon he had some of those deviled eggs? Jake, throw some this a 'way, buddy!!!

I'm pouting big time.

LOL at that guy's twitter name - Bruce Wayne.


Aw man, can you believe he may have been at The Spotted Pig? I took a picture of the outside of that place because it was soooo cute. I loved the little pig sign outside. That is the cutest neighborhood, too. The inside of it is really - okay, I won't use the 'c' word, but it really was. LOLLLL!!

Man, I loved those eggs.

**sigh**

the real m said...

Wow, great. That is the first time Jake has been spotted there since our trip. I am so happy to hear that he still frequents it. It makes our breakfast there all the more special. Deviled eggs this weekend for sure now.

Cute post today. I am curious. Was any data ever released re how the POP merchandise did. Sales volume etc. I'm guessing the legos did OK but not sure about the other stuff.

prairiegirl said...

My niece loved her PoP Legos but I saw plenty of it at Target. ToysRUs had it on Clearance.

One has to contemplate why Jake now has gone totally under radar. You have to.

Since early 2000, the guy has been visible, even when not filming or working. Out for brunch. Out riding. Out for breakfast. Out for lunch. Out with friends.

And all of that has stopped. Stopped.

Anyone familiar with Jake and how it's been since the days of Kirsten Dunst and inbetween the beards, knows this is totally not like him.

And you have got to ask why. All about suddenly private?

Then why the garish, off-putting, publicity seeking photo ops with the beards? That's not lying low.

Why is he hanging on the east coast now? I thought his home was in L.A.

Does one think this guy would rather be stuck in snowstorms and 30 degree weather than in California?

Shouldn't he be out, getting papped, getting "seen", keeping his name out there?

All of these questions are just hanging out there. And the biggest question is why.

What would make Jake need to stay hidden like this? Why the big change? Because it's a HUGE change in his behavior.

Florida Tom said...

Maybe he wants to finally work on Broadway PG. He might be making contacts in NYC. Jake has no work right now. Source Code is a couple months away. Plus I am sure he likes being near his family.

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prairiegirl said...

Part of his family has always been on the east coast and that never made him move there before though, Tom. This is my point.

It's because Austin is based on the east coast.

There are no rumors of him doing theatre although I think it would be awesome if he did work in theatre.

Maybe he needs work that allows him to work on the east coast right now that Austin is ball & chained to that crappy show OTH.

That's what I think.

It ties to Austin.

prairiegirl said...

Uh, anon, you're going to get blipped off the screen. Geez, junk commenting, lol.

Ted said...

Ho Ho Ho Award Winners

It's no surprise that Jesse James was the biggest skank ho, grabbing 94.5 percent of the votes when asked who was the bigger post-breakup ho, he or Sandra Bullock. He also got the most votes out of everyone, as well.

Although David Arquette, who has freshly checked himself into rehab, beat Courteney Cox by the second largest percentile (a little over 83 percent said he was the bigger ho), it was actually sweet little Taylor Swift who received the second largest amount of total votes.

Hey, this thing turned out to be some kind of damn honor, didn't it?

Here are the rest of the winners (or losers) depending on how you look at it:

Taylor Swift: 80.9%

Paris Hilton: 80%

Charlie Sheen: 77%

Tony Parker: 74.2%

Kim Kardashian: 66.7%

Miley Cyrus: 64.4%

Reese Witherspoon: 58%

Scarlett Johansson: 57%

Zac Efron: 53.7%

Any predictions for 2011? Will Jake Gyllenhaal next be in the running?

After all, it takes two to have an ice-cream-mance, right?

cp said...

Jake no longer has any family in L.A. PG. His mother lives in Brooklyn with Maggie and Peter. The only family h has in L.A. is his crazy father who lives in some tacky apt. in WEHO after selling the family home. I suspect he sublets his L.A. home, he has no reason to be there unless it's work.

He has familiy in NY and PA, and while he of course loves his crazy Dad, I suspect he and Maggie aren't as close to him as before.

prairiegirl said...

But West Hollywood is in....California.

prairiegirl said...

How come they never used Beautiful Girl by INXS in the movie?

OwlGirl said...

I've been down with holiday-induced migraines, PG. Happens every year. I think it's the sugar. I really, really think it's the sugar. No more sugar!

So, Jake's Dad is a bit nutzo? Didn't know that. He's engaged already, right?

All of the Jake sightings on twitter in NYC, on the subway or eating at inexpensive foodie places. Is he always alone? It seems so. The tweets don't say "with a woman" or "with a guy" like, ever. Personally, I love exploring NYC alone. It's a wonderful city to be alone in, to dawdle in, to eat in, to be SNOWED in!

Is he staying with his family in Brooklyn? Those brownstones are so big, they sometimes have whole floors of guest rooms. Maybe he is out exploring Manhattan neighborhoods for house-hunting :)

I assume the bearding with Swifty is over. They were both off for birthdays and the holidays with family, for weeks, it seems, and didn't even hook up for a photo op. If they stage another, it would look very odd.

cp said...

Yes PG, WEHO is in Califoria as is his crazy estranged father.

He is cut off from the family, I suspect that Jake and Maggie loves their Dad but doesn't resapect him anymore. The same goes for the Gyllenhaals in PA, he has done a lot of shit that is unforgiveable and is paying the price, I can see why Jake avoaids L.A. if he can help it.

In NY/PA he can go around riding subways and eating out and people will ignore him for the most part and in PA they won't even tweet about him there.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jake is looking to do a play, Maggie and Peter will be doing the three sisters Jan-Mar.

destiny said...

Even when Maggie was pregnant and Peter was away filming Jake only seemed to spend about two weeks out of a month in NY. And a lot of that time was during the summer, when his parents would have been out on MV.

The fact that Jake spends so much time here now may be because of Austin, still not sure what I think of that relationship. But for me it is another thing that points to the possibility of BT existing--what better way to hide a kid than in your sister's brownstone, with extended family to help look after him or her.

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cp said...

Everyone who lives in Park Slope know all about Maggie. Peter, Ramona and Naomi, they mingle freely with the "mortal", there is no secret baby.

When Jake visits, it's no big deal. Theya have lots of relatives in Brooklyn and the LES.

A lot ahs changed since Maggie had Ramona, including the breakup of his parents marriage, which he saw coming but it still stung. Famuly home sold, crazy Dad, embarrassing family info dumped on the net regarding the divorce, etc.

IMO he stays in NY/Brooklyn with Magie & Co because it's a sane, stable marriage and family something he wants for himself.

What is the point of him being in NY when Austin is in L.A., wouldn't he go there?

Maggie and Co are being watched in Park Slope, so no BT

OwlGirl said...

Just caught up on the Stephen Gyllenhaal divorce drama.. Had no idea. This puts a whole new perspective on Jake's need to make money to help support his family into the future, and his deeper steps into the closet. Sad.

Florida Tom said...

I still dont totally blame Dad. I think Mom is probably a controlling
very ambitious lady. I think it is apparent that she sure owns Jake.

Know your Poster said...

CP a/k/a ECF.

prairiegirl said...

Austin is not in L.A. Austin works on the east coast.



Also, ecf is a better good speller.

cp said...

mr. soapy is in L.A. with ms soapy they will be heading back to NC at the end of the week.

Jake is in NY with his Mom, sister, brother in law, niece and aunts, uncles and cousins.

prairiegirl said...

I agree, Tom. Jake's mom has a lot of rule over him, as does his sister.


ECF tends to cap a lot.

prairiegirl said...

Proof please that Austin is and has been in L.A.

Where was he in the Christmas tree, Soap, dog pic, hmmmmm?

prairiegirl said...

LOL - a better good. What in the heck? What was I doing there? lol.

I need to improve my sentence structure, I think! lol

ppp said...

Proof please that Austin is and has been in L.A.

Proof please that he isn't? Thank you.

prairiegirl said...

I don't need convincing. Austin doesn't have family in L.A. Why would he be in L.A.? He's going to be starting work in a few days.

I believe Jake is with Austin and they are raising a family together. This is why Jake is now on the east coast.You're free to believe what you believe.

I have to go back to work now.

prairiegirl said...

Destiny, I think Jake is the primary caregiver of the kids. He's the one always shopping and traveling with them.

I just don't get the vibe that Austin is as much a "children" kind of guy, LOL. I could be wrong but I just see it more in Jake.

destiny said...

Agree about Jake being the primary caregiver, especially since I think Austin may be no more than and "uncle" to BT.

Special K said...

Jake maybe outwardly more nuturing, but don't think for minute that Austin isn't a very active parent. You have to keep in mind that Austin is an introvert and doesn't feel compelled to share everything with everyone. He will share what he wants to share and in the want he wants to share it, with those he chooses.

Methodical Muser said...

For someone who has no reason to be LA, it sure is odd that Jake would acquire not one, but two family trucksters,in early June of last year. Sounds pretty permanent to me. Right before he heads off to Martha's Vineyard for the summer. Californians are the ones who need independent transportation not people who have decided to relocate to NY. Moreover, Audi Q7s can seat up to 7passengers so if he is similar to the demographic that chooses this kind of vehicle, it is not surprising that Jake has a family and Austin and he are together. I might even suggest that there is more than one Baby Tile:

84% are heads of household
64% male
76% married

Methodical Muser said...

I agree with your assessment about Austin, Special. The original BI made it pretty clear that these two were consciously choosing to have a family together. Jake would not need Austin around to "create" a family. I would assume he has his own sperm. LOL!

In addition, it is not unusual to have one person in a relationship/partnership who tends to be the nurturer. That role fits Jake like a glove. In fact, I believe Anne H. used that particular word to describe what she likes about Jake. I'm sure Austin has many admirable qualities. Like being protective of his home and loved ones and maybe being the one who says, "No," when Jake can't bear to take a stand. Jake likes to view himself as loyal. I would suspect Austin is as well. I view him more as a builder who views external authority as irrelevant. They complement each other nicely. Austin tweeted one time that opposites attract. Well, opposites raise families together too. My father was not that into babies either, but he was a terrific father.

prairiegirl said...

Austin has backer-up'ers!!! lol

Nah, I'm not saying Austin isn't a good dad.

I'm just saying that you sure can't tell he's into kids at all by his twitters or interviews. Not like Jake.

prairiegirl said...

What're you saying, M&M? You think Jake lives in L.A. or N.Y.C.

prairiegirl said...

And I guess I'm saying right now for the present time. I'm saying I think he's living in NYC as long as Austin is filming in Wilmy.

Jake doesn't strike me at all as a cold weather fan. Austin is why he's putting up with a winter on the east coast. That's my opinion.

what a despicable father said...

So how is Jake carting around the kids in NYC if he's the primary caregiver? Surely the children would want to go out. Surely he'd want to take them places. It sounds like he must keep them chained to the furnace in the basement.

Methodical Muser said...

What're you saying, M&M? You think Jake lives in L.A. or N.Y.C.

Oh, I think Jake's in NY right now (just like last year at this time) because of Austin. I'm just suggesting that his home is still LA. Otherwise, why get two Audi Q7s right before he spends the summer in Martha's Vineyard? He's coming back to LA or, at least, he intended are coming back in June.

Remember this from 1/5/10:

Dear Ted:
Now that Jake has broken up with Reese, I would have thought his good friend Austin Nichols would be spending some quality time trying to cheer Jake up. But if tweets leading up to a well-timed photo of Jake just flying into L.A. this week are to be believed, these two amigos are never in L.A. or any other place at the same time.
—Twitter Skeptic

Dear East Coast Lovin':
They cheer each other up more often than you think.

Methodical Muser said...

^ I meant:

"at least, he intended on coming back in June."

PEOPLE said...

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are starting 2011 single.

"They're over," a source tells PEOPLE about the short-lived relationship. "It ended last month."


No reason was given for a split, and the stars reps didn't have immediate comment, but the two spent the holidays – and their birthdays – apart.

Swift, 21, rang in 2011 in Nashville, solo, at a party, while Gyllenhaal, 30, was in New York, where he attended a closing party for Broadway's Fela! on Jan. 2. While in the Big Apple, Gyllenhaal was also spotted dining with his mother at the Spotted Pig.

After spending Thanksgiving weekend together, the two were last seen publicly together on Dec. 9 in Los Angeles.

Gyllenhaal and Swift were first spotted together in October backstage at Saturday Night Live – followed by a brunch in Brooklyn.
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