Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Jake 'n a Box

Jake wasn't just waiting around for valet yesterday.
He was also working it out. Back to doing martial arts training there is a bit of a mystery about it, and it's not the hoodie of invisibility that he is trying to work.
Let's go to the pictures.

Why does it look like he's trying to avoid being notice going in?We see Jake going into work out with a big brown box.
But where did it go when he left? Is it a Dojo and Post-To-Go?

Also it looks like it was a private class, as we see the instructor, unlocking the gates after class.Interesting that it's not just the doors are locked, but the gate was pulled and locked so no one can get even close to the door while Jake was in there.

But it wasn't just Jake and the instructor in there.
See the white sleeve of a t-shirt here.
And then they're out of the picture, while Jake and the instructor are still at the gate.And why does he bring in that big gym bag and yet he doesn't change his clothes at all. What's in there?
Someone knew that Jake goes to work out there, because they are in a position to get the picture going in and they also stay to take pictures of him leaving. The question is why? What were they wanting to catch on film?

5 comments:

Methodical Muser said...

Dear Ted:
Loved your Do, Marry, Ditch. So...Do, Marry, and Ditch: Toothy Tile, Crotch Uh-Lastic, and Judas Jack-off?
—Mike

Dear You Got It!:
So easy, too: Of course, you do Crotch, marry Toothy and ditch Judas!


Interesting. So Toothy is the marrying kind, huh?

ties that bind said...

Just when Jake is trying to portray himself as a player with his horn dog bud, Adam Levine, and an unfettered bachelor with the Mumford and Sons Hobo Junction Grand Tour, [the "I have no ties or commitments" (or evidently a change of clothes) wayfarer], Ted comes along and suggests that Toothy and marriage go together.

Ted could have just as easily selected "do" because we know that the man finds Toothy adorable and most definitely doable, yet he chooses the marrying option instead. I agree. Very interesting.

Duh said...

Interesting. So Toothy is the marrying kind, huh?

Duh. I think Jake has mentioned once or thirty that he would like to get married.

destiny said...

Ratings for OTH last night was 1.4 million viewers, up at bit from 1.2 million last week, but still way off the 2 million it was getting at the start of the season, and down from the 2.5 million that were watching around the time Austin first joined the cast.

I would be really surprised if they renew it with those kind of numbers, unless they give it another 1/2 season to give them time to come up with a replacement.

ties that bind said...

Duh. I think Jake has mentioned once or thirty that he would like to get married.

Duh. Then why hasn't he? Oh, that's right. He's too ugly, unsuccessful, selfish, irresponsible, hates children etc. Or maybe, just maybe, it's because he already is married. Many studies indicate that 27 is the average age for men to get married for the first time in the U.S. Prop 8 would have given Jakey just the opportunity he needed to become a blushing bride.