Monday, May 7, 2012

What in the Wide Wide World .....

Now listen guys... the opposite coast thing is working.. but we want to step it up


Step it up how?

Opposite hemispheres

Say Austin, you are in Australia, well then Jake would have to be in.....

Albania? Anguilla?

It doesn't have start with the same letter.

Wait wait Andorra? It also opposite in size too.

So if I am in Belgium, getting my Dutch on.
I would have to be in Boliva.

And if I am in Canada...
wait wait we both been to Canada... together... we've gotta toss that one out.

Then we have to toss out the Dominican Republic, Italy, France, England Germany and most of Europe and some of Northern Africa.

Thems the rules!

There are no rules!!!!

Yes there are, you told us we have to be on opposite hemispheres... that's a rule.

So if I am Camaroon.

I have to be in Cuba. Oooo Cuba, I like that I could get in touch with my inner Hemmingway.

Wait wait.. I want to do Hemmingway..they call me Papa and I have the beard for it.

But can you run with the bulls?
I can make a moveable feast.

I GIVE UP!

D.... hmmm you would have to be in Denmark,

Why would I have to be in Denmark, where the heck would you be?

Well Djibouti of course, it's got my name all over it.

Well maybe not your name.

Will you two stop! Stop! Stop!

Eeeee! Ohhh I got this....Estonia
Equatorial Guinea

Falkland Islands
Fiji!!

Guatemala
Gabon!

This is not a game gentleman... this is an approved strategic plan

Honduras
Hungary

Did you say Hungary or are you hungry?

Both!

I... India.

I is hard. You've been to Israel, and you said Indonesia, I've got Iceland, and of course then there's Italy in Springtime. .. so all we have left is Iran, Iraq.. Ireland...

Got it! Isle of Man.
Really? Isle of Man. Really?
It's punperfection!

Jamaica!
Hey why do you get all the islands? Japan it's an island. Ohh... o...kay.

Kenya.
You can have Kiribati. It's an island. You wanted more islands.

Luxembourg.
Laos.

Will you two just stop. This isn't funny anymore.

Yes it is.
Very Funny. And hey we should get paid for doing your job.

M... Mexico is out.
Oh yeah right. And don't forget Morocco.
Moldovia! Micronesia? Both: Micronesia!!

When did this turn into a drinking game. I am texting. Do you see I am texting. I am telling them that you are making a mockery out of the plan.

Nepal!
Norway! --- hey Snow!!! Let's drink to snow.

O.... hmmmm....

HA! your stuck there is only one O -- Oman and you can't both go there! I win!

No you don't if we both show up there. Then you've got a mess on your hands.

P... P. P, P....
Peru!! Both: To Peru! And? Portugal! Because I can speak some Portugese. Salut Portugal!

Q....
Qatar. We have to go together!

Why do I even bother?!?

R's tough. You've been to Russia. And I don't want to go to Rwanda. So that leaves Romania and Reunion.
Reunion? It's and a French Island in the Indian Ocean. Flip you for it. ; )

S...too easy. There's the Seychelles,.... wait Spain's out, And Switzerland.
Yes, yes, Switzerland's out. Saint Lucia? Sri Lanka? Swaziland?
Slovakia? ... Both: Sweden!

T-- Turkey out.
How about Trinidad and Tobago! Togo!!! I don't think that's what you think it means.

U - well the US out, UK - out, Uruguay --out. It's Uzbekistan...Uganda...or Ukraine bud.

Venezuela!
Vanuata! Vanu-what what? Vanuata. It's the same age is us and is located in the South Pacific. One group The Prince Philip Movement, a religion of the Yaohnanen tribe on Tanna island, believes that John Frum and Prince Philip of England are brothers, being sons of a powerful mountain spirit. Huh? Ok Virgin Islands.

Western Sahara. Beat that.
Wallis and Futuna!

Wallis and Futuna! You are just making this stuff up now.

Why don't you try. You can do X.

ahhh.....

Busted!! No X.

Back to me Y!!! Yemen

And ha ... what are you going to do about Z... my app says Zambia and Zimbawa on are the same continent. Fix that.

We don't have to... that's your job.
Besides we just pointed out how ridiculous this whole thing is.

49 comments:

Special K said...

The Met Ball is tonight. So if Jake is in NY will he go and does that mean Austin has to go to the Mets game in Philly? : D

Canada said...

It seems Jake is in Toronto.

Seaweed said...

Jake very well could be in Toronto!

After this rather interesting post I'm sure we all know what Special was busy with for the past few hours...

Thanks for another inventive and mind bending post. I'd love to be witness to some of the banter back and forth in the Gyllen-Nichol household. Oh to be a fly on the wall... with big eyes to watch the activities unfold.

We all need to escape the bonds of our quiet and mundane existence from time to time. Not hurting anyone. Kind of like taking a trip and never leaving the farm.

Best I just shut-up now. Have a good week everyone.

Delphi said...

Open Road: Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in 'Ten', to be directed by David Ayer - writer/director of 'End of Watch' - Open Road Films to distribute the action thriller film financed by QED International."
I hope that "End of Watch" isn't just dumb fun.

eagle said...

What do you have against fun?

Special K said...

I had a lot fun doing today's post. And the outrageousness of it all.

As for being a fly on the wall - I can only imagine the shenanigans those two can come up with when the put the head together. (no pun intended)

Special K said...

Oh well Jake is in Toronto, no black tie black backpack combo this year.

He hasn't gone in a while, but I did always
wonder if Austin went for him or with him that one year the big guy rock the Ralph Lauren Purple Label Tux. (But no pictures. It does make you wonder if Jake really was there and it was never mentioned.)

Huh? said...

Huh?

No words said...

John Travolta Sued Over ‘Reverse Massage’ Penis Touch

A male masseuse has filed a $2 million lawsuit against John Travolta, TMZ reports, alleging that a naked and "semi-erect" Travolta offered a "reverse massage" and touched the masseuse's penis and testicles during a session at the Beverly Hills Hotel. "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off," the complainant alleges Travolta said.

But then the suit claims Travolta described Hollywood as "controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity." Way to ruin your titillating sex rumor with an anti-semitic conspiracy theory, John Doe. Now none of us can justify believing you, no matter how badly we want to.

Silver lining: "Reverse massage" is a term that will likely come in handy during a future episode of The Client List. [TMZ, image via Getty]

http://gawker.com/5908353/john-travolta-sued-over-reverse-massage-penis-touch

Special K said...

The mention of Austin at the Met Ball in 2006.

Fashion Week Daily

This was around the time Jake and Austin has their split, so it is curious why Austin would be in NY for the this.

Makes you wonder doesn't it?

Florida Tom said...

That is great about Travolta. You can bet he will pay up and the whole thing will be swept under the rug. You can also bet those HW bigwigs he is talking about are the same ones that force all the Gay actors to stay in the closet.

prairiegirl said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
prairiegirl said...

There's been so much smoke around John Travolta, it's a wonder the guy doesn't walk around with singed eyebrows.

Part of me used to feel really sorry for these closeted actors but I tell you what. When they really make no effort to extricate themselves and when they flaunt their lies in the public's eyes with showy magazine covers and fake marriages/showmances, the sympathy goes out the door.

When John Travolta sold out his soul with that ridiculous People magazine cover with Kelly Preston and their newborn, I lost all respect for that guy and I used to really like him. It was beyond disappointing.

prairiegirl said...

Enjoyed the pictures on this post, Special. I know it seems like the guys haven't appeared together that often, but it's actually more times than I ever realized. Amazing to see how they've changed from those coffee pictures. Now they're looking like ol' daddies.

I know we all were so excited over those sushi pictures and since Berlin, it's been crushing. But those sushi pictures were not about them coming out soon and we need to realize that. Those sushi pictures had nothing to do with their Jaustin fans.

That sushi photo op was all about this pattern that M&M has figured out and their appearances together have had everything to do with their children. Every time they've had a child together, Jake & Austin have done a photo op together. And in 2009, like M&M researched, they must have had twins because they biked twice for the camera.

So when I realize that, I can handle it a little better. They weren't misleading their fans. Sushi w/Latrine had nothing to do with an eventual coming out.

Painful yeah, when I recall how excited we all were, including over Berlin. But I don't think Austin ever intended to be seen. Once he was, he figured what the hell, can't hide it now.

It's been a hellacious ride ever since and nothing but absolute aggravation.

But I do still take enjoyment at seeing pictures like these. They have incredible chemistry together. It's too bad only those in their closeted world ever get to see it now.

prairiegirl said...

And can I say that no one can twirl and swirl a black coat like Jake.

I can never get enough of that picture.

prairiegirl said...

They weren't misleading their fans. Sushi w/Latrine had nothing to do with an eventual coming out.

Although how on earth they couldn't have realized how misleading the sushi photo op was, is beyond me.

What else were we to think? I mean, come on. Seriously.

> l

Benjy said...

Every time they've had a child together, Jake & Austin have done a photo op together. And in 2009, like M&M researched, they must have had twins because they biked twice for the camera.

Wow. There are no words.

Wow indeed said...

No one asked you to have any words.

the real m said...

A reverse massage. Now thats a new one.

Hiding in the closet was OK in old Hollywood, but it just seems silly now that nothing is kept secret. I can see being discreet about it, but hiding now just backfires. Quinto and Bomer are setting good examples of how it should be done nowadays.

Florida Tom said...

NPH and Quinto came out before it was too late for them to come out. The longer celebs stay in the closet the tougher it gets to come out. Too many people involved in the lies. Funny though even when your pretty much caught red handed you can get away with it. AKA Travolta. Deny Deny Deny or just ignore and act like the rumors are the fool.

prairiegirl said...

Quinto and Bomer are setting good examples of how it should be done nowadays.

There's no denying that, that's for sure, m.

sass said...

I hold those two men in high regards. Great Sunday post. Travolta should be ashamed...he should pray no celll pics surface from that encounter.

sass said...

I hold those two men in high regards. Great Sunday post. Travolta should be ashamed...he should pray no celll pics surface from that encounter.

sass said...

I hold those two men in high regards. Great Sunday post. Travolta should be ashamed...he should pray no celll pics surface from that encounter.

Family Tile Interest said...

That sushi photo op was all about this pattern that M&M has figured out and their appearances together have had everything to do with their children. Every time they've had a child together, Jake & Austin have done a photo op together. And in 2009, like M&M researched, they must have had twins because they biked twice for the camera.

This is for Prarie Girl and/or M&M. I'm not a troll because I know often times you guys just ignore certain stupid questions about Baby Tile. Can't blame you one bit. But, this is a serious question because now you've got me curious and I am intersting in this Family Tile story. Do the photos of Jake and Austin together come after the child is born or before? Or does it matter?

Family Tile Interest said...

I'm sorry. I misspelled Prairie Girl.

no longer wondering said...

I agree about Travolta. I was watching one of the talking head entertainment shows last night and the lead story was about Travolta and the massage allegation. Not surprisingly, the entire story favored Travolta. Even to the point of saying that Travolta had witnesses who would now confirm that he was on the East Coast the day the accuser indicates that Travolta was at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I can see right through that nonsense. Of course, Travolta can buy off anyone he wants to tell any story they want.

Btw: Have people noticed the various stories these past few days about the loving family of Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard? Just like with Travolta, I think some clean up is being done. Ever since that showy October post of the "happy family" celebrating Yom Kippur services together, I knew something was up. Remember that was the day there were THREE separate sightings. One of Jake in the morning who was supposedly jogging in Central Park. The other of the Jake with the scotter and Maggie/Ramona hiding behind Jake, with Peter walking like a bird. And, then the in your face photoshop production of everyone heading to services, which was pointed out here earlier this year. In other words, planting the idea that there's nothing wrong on the homefront.

Huffington Post said...

Some people here may be onto something else that's been brought up. This is certainly very interesting.

See second page of Comments

It's another girl for Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard! The couple welcomed their second daughter on April 19 in New York, Us Weekly reports.

The baby, named Gloria Ray, joins big sister Ramona, 5.

News that the couple was expecting another child broke in November, and since then we've seen Gyllenhaal hit red carpets, baby bump and all, to promote her various projects.

In March, the actress spoke to USA Today, confirming that she was having a girl and talking about having to hide a pregnancy while attending events.

"I find it difficult to pretend you're not pregnant, which I had to do," she said. "I didn't let anyone know until three and a half months this time. I went to film festivals. I'm throwing up in the bathroom and having to keep pretzels in my purse, and having to fit into dresses."

Sarsgaard and a very pregnant Gyllenhaal, who married in 2009, were last spotted out together in New York on April 19, just hours before giving birth to baby Gloria.

For more, head over to Us Weekly.

Congrats to the happy family!

Huffington Post
April 30, 2012 2:29PM

Snides
18 Fans
04:37 PM on 04/30/2012
Get a paternity test, Pete. I saw her and her lover at the sushi bar right across the parking lot of Prince's donuts' last year.

prairiegirl said...

No problem, Family Tile Interest! In regards to your question, it's been a few months before or after a baby is believed to have been born.

2007 was the exception because there was much going on with Austin's DUI, the National Enquirer and the Jonathon Jackson stories about Jake and his BF having a baby and then, of course, the rolling out of Reeke in Rome.

There was no Jaustin photo op in 2008. In 2008? There is believed there was not a baby born.

Hope that helps! If you need more specifics, you'll probably have to ask ol' M&M, the lil' rascal.

Family Tile Interest said...

Cool. Thank you so much. That is fascinating. I can see Jake doing that.

Methodical Muser said...

Looks like Travolta may have more heat on him than usual.


Second Masseur files Charges Against Travolta

Methodical Muser said...

Thanks, PG. You are correct regarding the Mutiple BT timeline. It appears no children were born in 2008. Ted also gives clues everytime a new bundle of joy arrives.

Methodical Muser said...

Huffington Post
April 30, 2012 2:29PM

Snides
18 Fans
04:37 PM on 04/30/2012
Get a paternity test, Pete. I saw her and her lover at the sushi bar right across the parking lot of Prince's donuts' last year.


Wow! Very interesting find, Huffington Post. I looked up where this locale could be and it appears that they are referring to Burbank, CA, very near to Warner Bros Studio. At least, that is where Donut Prince is and its right next to Sushi Dake.

Donut Prince
1721 W OLIVE AVE
BURBANK, CA 91506-2433

Sushi Dake
1722 W Verdugo Ave
Burbank, CA 91506

Family Tile Interest said...

So M&M, you think there are five children!

Methodical Muser said...

If Toothy and Goose had twins in 2009, then yes, there very well could be as many as five children. Remember, that Jake was interviewed in 2006 and he said that he wanted 2 or 4 children. So this theory would fit his own statement at the time. Six months later, Ted was writing about a surrogancy pregnancy for Toothy and Goose.

Family Tile Interest said...

That would really be something, wouldn't it? Sure would explain a lot of very strange behavior on Jake's part for so many years. I found this sight the other day and am enjoying reading about the Toothy story from the beginning. Thanks so much for clarifying. I wasn't sure what some of you thought because I noticed back in 2009 there was discussion about more than one Baby Tile. Have a good day!

Special K said...

OTH had a habit of using things that were related to the actors for their character's storylines. Like Robert Buckley his a big Superhero fan in real life and they incorporated into Clay's character. Jana wanted to be a singer so they went from a model who became an actress and turned her into a singer. Makes you wonder how Julian and Brooke ended up with twins on the show.

prairiegirl said...

Boy, a lot to read today.

How wild is that about a new lawsuit against John Travolta? Holy cow. Tte details in that deposition-type thing were like a slash story. Sexual battery sounds tame for what that John Doe 2 is saying happened.

Giminy's, who's going to make up those kinds of details?

lol. That was raw, man. Really raw. LOLLLL. Legs up in the air and practically treating the guy like a scratchpost. Criminetleys. If it's true, sounds like it had been quite awhile for ol' Vinnie Barbarino.

Methodical Muser said...

Good point, Special. Especially, when you think about how awkward Soapy was interacting with the babies. Austin on the other hand....

prairiegirl said...

Oops, I think it's scratching post, not scratchpost.

Geez. lol.

M&M, you sure were sly putting that link up. "Scuse me while I slip this in there.". LOLLLLL!!

NC-17 rating for that link, folks!! lol

prairiegirl said...

Oh, and then...

And then...

Then did you see the slide show that went along with the story of about 20 HW stars who have had gay rumors swirling around them? They had Jeremy Renner, Alicia Keyes, Oprah, John T, James Franco, Chace Crawford, my Mr. Zac-y, to name a few. So many of the standard names.

But no Mr. Jake. Now what on earth is up with that?

Methodical Muser said...

Did you notice in the Huffington Post story on Travolta that they had a slide show of 22 celebrities with gay rumors yet, unbelievably, no picture of Jake Gyllenhaal? There's Jeremy Renner, James Franco, Vin Diesel, Zac Efron, George Clooney et al. All the usual suspects. But, no Jake. What a joke. Wonder who's protecting him at HP?

prairiegirl said...

Jinx, you owe me a Coke, M&M! LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Oh my DOG, lookit that. We both posted at 19:06.

LOLLLLLL


Meanwhile, back on the farm, all the ladies of OMG are now hitting on that John Travolta Masseuse Lawsuit #2 story and will not be heard from for awhile.


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL! **Bangs Table!!!** Oh, I killed myself.

Ladies, get back here!!! Save that for tonight.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Methodical Muser said...

Hey, PG! We posted the same info, at the same time. Ha! That's a first. I think I'll leave my comment up so people can guess who was actually first with the information. ;-)

prairiegirl said...

Although very hard to picture John Travolta on that table.....I mean, do I have to? Seriously??

Why couldn't it have been someone else?????

LOLLLLLLL

Oh heaven help. Special, time for that new post, woman!!!!!

Methodical Muser said...

I know I should have given a NSFW warning with that Travolta link, but I wanted to get the info up before you, PG. LOL!

wondering said...

LOL! That was funny about the no Jake/Toothy. He's only been the most talked about closet case in Hollywood for what...since Donnie Darko. When you add in all the steroid bearding campaigns he's participated in there must be someone on staff at Huffington who is protecting him. Man, who doesn't know about Toothy.

And, that poster who said that Peter should get a paternity test about Maggie's baby is veeeerrry interesting. Some pretty steamy stuff this afternoon.

prairiegirl said...

Oh man. That was a killer. "Just a killer, Jerry, killer." lol - Banya shoutout.

Had to bang the table with a fist on that one. lol

I don't know that I have a right mind now to dissect and analyze that other Huffington Post story.

I need to catch my breath.

prairiegirl said...

Wondering! There you are. I was already wondering what you thought of this HP M/P story because you had mentioned your curiosity on Sunday.

You scored a real gem with your memory on that People.com quote. That was a real coup and just a super contribution.